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turbo Dragoneye77: sup nerds
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vip Snudl: Now we got em
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moderator
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turbo Dragoneye77: did springi beat the boss
[0:00:19] DarkFlame7755: sphynx just kill you
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: sweet
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vip MagnetismMelodic: ye
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i just killed the limgrave dragon
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77:
oh you mean that one
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bits-charity BlackHazelity:
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vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity:
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moderator
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turbo Dragoneye77: thats the most easy dragon in the game
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vip
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vip MagnetismMelodic: psychotic moderator diminishes streamer's accomplishments
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partner StreamElements: GreatSphynx is now live! Streaming Elden Ring: lord o da ringi
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: hey babbot
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: do you remember when they added that one monster to monster hunter world
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: that one from ff14
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8Daxmug
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bits-charity BlackHazelity: I got my bleed saw last night. Excited to upgrade this puppy.
[0:06:09] Ph_hal: stoned troll
[0:06:26] Ph_hal: he did fall
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vip moonshaped: the empty torsos creep me out
[0:06:33] Ph_hal: he was hollow
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vip moonshaped:
siskoStare
[0:06:59] Ph_hal: i cant see those emotes, you have no power here
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vip MagnetismMelodic: is that right
[0:07:11] Ph_hal: its left too
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i also farmed rune arcs doing co-op after beating a really annoying boss that i forced myself to solo
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it was the stupid dungeon that has two of the cat watchdog statues in one fight, one caster one melee
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: yo sphynx
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: that was annoying af
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: donate me th ose rune arcs
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: you dont need them
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subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Bounce
greats8Bounce
greats8Bounce
greats8Bounce
[0:08:27] Ph_hal: dont ruine him
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vip moonshaped: i really like that mace design
[0:08:54] Ph_hal: amacezing
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: like a christmas tree of pain
[0:09:32] Ph_hal: lighting up like a Christmas tree
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vip MagnetismMelodic: I always like a good mace weapon in a game
[0:10:06] Ph_hal: a mace in the hole
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vip MagnetismMelodic: I think if I had to choose a melee weapon in real life I'd go with a mace
[0:10:22] Ph_hal: i wouuld go with a glaive
[0:10:59] Ph_hal: or a polearm
[0:11:12] Ph_hal: you look good
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vip moonshaped: I like maces
[0:11:38] DarkFlame7755: I'd go spear
[0:11:44] DarkFlame7755: range is OP
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: one thing that sucks about this mace vs the morning star is it doesn't have bleed, which is a little weird
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vip moonshaped: I'm too short for a spear
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but higher base damage
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vip MagnetismMelodic: things with edges are too complicated
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vip MagnetismMelodic: YEP boc
[0:12:34] Ph_hal: speear me the details
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vip moonshaped: Mag I thought we both said we weren't coming back to this stream?
[0:13:06] Ph_hal: why
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh right
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vip MagnetismMelodic: bye
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vip moonshaped:
dataBye
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[0:13:34] Ph_hal: come back
[0:13:36] Ph_hal: no
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
dataBye
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vip moonshaped: it's your jokes they were the last straw
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vip MagnetismMelodic: 🚪
dataBye
[0:13:58] Ph_hal: what jokes
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vip moonshaped:
TREKW
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vip
premium Guardison: 🔵
dataBye 🟠
[0:15:42] Ph_hal: batabye
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh boy I love watching scooby doo
[0:16:15] Ph_hal: doo you?
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vip MagnetismMelodic: 🚪
dataBye 🚪
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vip moonshaped: hah that's pretty good
[0:17:07] Ph_hal:
vcordMichael
[0:17:27] Ph_hal: iron what
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vip MagnetismMelodic: Iron Virgin is what they called me in college
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vip moonshaped: why
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vip
premium Guardison:
oh boy Patches
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vip moonshaped: the iron part I mean
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vip
premium Guardison: I'm sure he's a good guy
:)
[0:17:50] Ph_hal: patty boy
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vip MagnetismMelodic: cause I worked at a drycleaner
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subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: This looks like a trustworthy fellow.
:)
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
Nanny patty
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vip moonshaped: they don't iron
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vip moonshaped: do they?
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vip moonshaped: Huh I guess I don't actually know.
[0:18:20] Ph_hal: ironic
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vip moonshaped: anyway that was a really good joke Mag thank you
Clap
[0:18:51] Ph_hal: a magnum's opus
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vip MagnetismMelodic: hello
:)
[0:19:37] Ph_hal: lean
[0:19:52] DarkFlame7755: help me step-tarnished
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vip moonshaped: she's cute ask her out pickleman
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vip moonshaped: lol Dark
[0:20:00] DarkFlame7755: i'm stuck
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subscriber GodliestCat64: Thought she said fug
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vip MagnetismMelodic: "please, stranger, help me straighten out my spine"
[0:20:08] Ph_hal:
hi styuck im hal
[0:20:43] Ph_hal: its 45 degress there
[0:20:51] Ph_hal: ha degress..
[0:22:19] Ph_hal: all we do is fight and kill in this world
[0:22:36] DarkFlame7755: i'm sick of this worl
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vip MagnetismMelodic: you can laugh you can cry
[0:22:59] Ph_hal: get well soon
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vip moonshaped: eye grapes
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premium Guardison:
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bits-charity BlackHazelity:
greats8Ono Grant Me Grapes
greats8Ono
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
WTFF
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
ONOTrip
[0:23:23] Ph_hal: the grape journey
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vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN Firm
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
BERMAN
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vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip touch my eyes please
[0:23:31] DarkFlame7755:
BERMAN "grapes"
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
D:
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vip
premium Guardison: touch grapes
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao that was a misclick
[0:23:43] Ph_hal: like on halloween
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subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus:
chewLes 👁️
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vip moonshaped: blessing of the fingers
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vip MagnetismMelodic: I'd give grapewife a blessing of the fingers
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vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN
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vip moonshaped:
BERMAN
[0:24:12] DarkFlame7755: every time I read "Touch grace" I read it in a brule voice
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vip MagnetismMelodic: actually grapewife doesn't sound that good
[0:24:16] Ph_hal: bermany
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vip
premium Guardison: she sounds pretty juicy mag
[0:24:37] Ph_hal: stope wining
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vip MagnetismMelodic: yeah I shouldn't wine
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vip MagnetismMelodic: FUCK
[0:24:43] Ph_hal: ha
[0:24:44] Ph_hal: hahaah
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vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN 🍷
[0:24:54] Ph_hal: HIGH NOON
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8Ono GRANT
greats8Ono US
greats8Ono EYES
greats8Ono
[0:25:17] Ph_hal: Whos grant
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vip moonshaped: poor dog
[0:25:28] Ph_hal: dog gone
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subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: Doot
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vip
premium Guardison: dooooot
[0:25:48] Ph_hal: dooot
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vip
premium Guardison:
TREKW nice summon
[0:25:58] Ph_hal: good knight
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vip moonshaped: they were all watching the fight
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vip
premium Guardison:
Clap Good message
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vip MagnetismMelodic: First off, message
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vip moonshaped: is that what it said
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vip
premium Guardison: yeah
[0:27:15] Ph_hal: that
[0:27:18] Ph_hal: hows that good
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: cuz i was gonna put a jape message there
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vip
premium Guardison:
greats8Bruh I'm sure this is fine
[0:27:39] Ph_hal: LIAR
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vip
premium Guardison:
FAITH
greats8Phlox
[0:28:02] Ph_hal: I got none
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vip
premium Guardison:
greats8Ono RAISES
FAITH
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vip MagnetismMelodic: we know the words of our faith
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: finger faith
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vip
premium Guardison: fingal faith
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vip MagnetismMelodic: fecal faith
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vip moonshaped: finger funny
[0:28:37] Ph_hal: faithlure
[0:28:50] DarkFlame7755: I wonder if anyone's made a finger family video with the elden ring bosses yet
[0:29:05] Ph_hal: finger it out
[0:29:15] Ph_hal: for yourself
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vip moonshaped:
siskoStare
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vip
premium Guardison: Flip
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vip MagnetismMelodic: what about a quirky nerdy geeky t-shirt with all the bosses except they're arranged like mega man robot masters
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vip
premium Guardison: Holy shit
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
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vip MagnetismMelodic: fucked
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vip
premium Guardison: blended
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vip moonshaped: Mag you should make that and make a bunch of money
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vip MagnetismMelodic: john fromsoft hit me up
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vip
premium Guardison: Maiden Man t-shirt
[0:30:11] Ph_hal: iron maiden
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vip MagnetismMelodic:
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vip moonshaped:
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vip
premium Guardison:
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[0:31:14] Ph_hal: swamp'ed up to see this place
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vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity: Anyone in here wanna neutralize my boluses
[0:31:41] Ph_hal: trying too
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vip MagnetismMelodic: felonious bolus
[0:31:53] Ph_hal: boluls
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vip
premium Guardison: No Bolus
[0:32:47] Ph_hal: why my brolu
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vip moonshaped: that looks pretty badass
[0:33:11]
vip moonshaped: tossing them up in the hair from horseback
[0:33:20] Ph_hal: halberd
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vip
premium Guardison:
Clap
[0:33:41] Ph_hal: hey thats like my name guys
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vip
premium Guardison: berd up
[0:34:46] Ph_hal: up bird
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: spinky will never beat elden rune
[0:35:25] Ph_hal: what about the brian
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: i dunno
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glhf-pledge muteberry: O you dont have the right
[0:37:01] Ph_hal: go left then
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: could this be
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glhf-pledge muteberry: i dont think ive been leveling correctly
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moderator
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turbo Dragoneye77: a dog
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glhf-pledge muteberry: i just always feel like im dying a lot
[0:38:14] Ph_hal: cant canine that its a dog
[0:38:28]
vip MagnetismMelodic: no one ever dies a lot in a souls game
[0:38:37] Ph_hal: i do
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glhf-pledge muteberry: like, for long periods of time im not making progress and dying, losing souls constantly
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
idk mag its my first souls game
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: if you feel like you aren't making progress just go somewhere else, thats what i was doing a lot in the early game
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: I've read its good to stick to the roads when you're stuggling
[0:39:11] Ph_hal: same
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vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: the harder stuff is off path
[0:39:21] Ph_hal: plus multiplayere
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glhf-pledge muteberry: i guess i mostly mean like, "build" wise
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: early game its super easy to explore and find shit thats way too hard, like its doable if you play perfect, but yea
idk what level you are
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vip MagnetismMelodic: you're doing better than me cause I don't even have the game yet
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: my build right now is literally considered bad to a lot of people
[0:39:46]
glhf-pledge muteberry: @GreatSphynx 35. cant even make it to mr. grafted yet
[0:39:50]
subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: There's definitely an intended path, the first 14 hours I played this I just explored and got a feel for where I was supposed to be.
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: because i dumped most of my early points into health, mana and stamina
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: instead of stuff for damage
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
oh are you not supposed to do that
[0:40:13] Ph_hal: its the WARRRIOR not the weapon
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glhf-pledge muteberry: are you supposed to be a glass cannon for the first 30 levels or
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: no you can, its just a lot of souls players would focus on stats around weapons and damage first
[0:40:26]
glhf-pledge muteberry: gotcha
[0:40:28] Ph_hal: like strength
[0:40:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic: have fun the way you want to
:)
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i prefer going for health and stamina first in most souls games
[0:40:36]
vip moonshaped: you can respec later though right
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glhf-pledge muteberry: that would explain why i feel like im stuck in the middle of the road
[0:40:49]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it means you do less damage early on, but you have a bit more survivability to learn fights
[0:41:00]
glhf-pledge muteberry: everything except for int and arc are between 14 and 18
[0:41:04]
subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: At 70 hours now, I wanted to make a second character when I was done but I fear I'll be all Souls'd out.
pogonaSmile
[0:41:25] Ph_hal: hollowed lizerus
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it definitely is just as hard as other souls games, just there are more options in terms of how you approach things and when you do
[0:42:08]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i am slowly starting to see that
[0:42:13]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: also
idk why you would wanna make a new character, you get a ton of respecs as long as you find the items and you can also change your appearance
[0:42:29]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i dont see much reason to remake unless you absolutely feel you need to minmax like 4 stat points or w/e
[0:42:50]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i found the secret shortcut north so i went around the grafted fella and have been fuckin around
[0:43:01] Ph_hal: what if they want to fight godrick again
[0:43:06]
subscriber TrainSuplexer: Some people can be alt oholics. Me included lol
[0:43:11] Ph_hal: ahahah
[0:43:17] GreatGarwyn: lord of da ring, return of the bling
[0:43:23] Ph_hal: alt to true
[0:43:29] Ph_hal: too
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: if you wanna fight a boss again you can always put down your summon sign, i do wish they had like bonfire asectics or whatever to respawn bosses but i get why they dont
[0:43:43]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8Daxmug new viewer spotted
greats8Daxmug
[0:43:51] Ph_hal: what if you wanna solo
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: thats why NG+ exists
[0:44:16]
vip
premium Guardison:
greats8Daxmug
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vip
premium Guardison: Crushed
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subscriber TrainSuplexer: Should be like a boss trial memory thing like in 3ds ocarina of time
[0:44:39] Ph_hal: sdmashed
[0:44:45]
vip MagnetismMelodic: anyone who has finished this game already is inhuman or doesn't actually like video games
[0:44:55] Ph_hal: in what human
[0:44:59]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i agree
[0:45:07]
vip MagnetismMelodic: in no humans if they're playing elden ring
[0:45:20]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ultraPulp
[0:45:23] Ph_hal: theyre sword is
[0:45:29] DarkFlame7755: is mag gatekeeping a game he doesn't even play now
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vip moonshaped:
OTrip
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vip MagnetismMelodic: yes
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moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: why is epic buying bandcamp
[0:45:39]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: jerma squad
[0:45:45]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
idk its dumb as hell
[0:45:45]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8WideDoc
[0:45:46] Ph_hal: the jerms
[0:46:14]
subscriber TrainSuplexer:
greats8Bunji it is bonk day today
[0:46:15]
vip MagnetismMelodic: they call me the gatekeeper dark
[0:46:23] Ph_hal: gapekeeper
[0:46:27]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i was farming the higher level version of those little guys in caelid yeseterdy for a couple levels
[0:46:28]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i thought they call you mag
[0:46:40]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
Smoke time one sec
[0:46:45]
glhf-pledge muteberry: ah good idea
[0:46:48]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
spynX
Smoke
[0:46:56]
glhf-pledge muteberry: time to reload
[0:46:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: gotta increase my reflexes and response time
dataBruh
[0:47:01] Ph_hal: sub zero
[0:47:05]
vip moonshaped:
greatSprig
Smoke
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glhf-pledge muteberry:
Roiker
Smoke
[0:47:55]
vip MagnetismMelodic: sprigatito
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: also i think its weird i still havent found any armor i can tailor, but
idk if its only a handful of sets that you can do it with or if like my menu is bugged or something
[0:48:00] Ph_hal: smoked and cigpillws
[0:48:02] Ph_hal: ed
[0:48:39]
glhf-pledge muteberry:
oh you can tailor the knight stuff
[0:48:39]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i did get the cool skeleton set from the guy in roundtable though
[0:48:44]
glhf-pledge muteberry: anything with a cape can be tailored
[0:48:47]
vip moonshaped: is tailoring like making stuff from scratch or adding to existing armor
[0:48:54] Ph_hal: whos taylor
[0:49:08]
vip moonshaped:
oh that's cool
[0:49:09] Ph_hal: nice
[0:49:15]
glitchcon2020 Vanadras: spooped
[0:49:27]
glhf-pledge muteberry: the confessors default gear can all be tailored
[0:49:32]
glhf-pledge muteberry: the helmet too
[0:49:38] Ph_hal: that remains to be the best sofar
[0:49:44]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah it was funny cuz i went to the roundtree hold yesterday when i was finishing playing and i got up from my computer to get water
[0:49:51]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: and came back and i was back at the site of grace i had left from
[0:49:54]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: and i was like thats weird
[0:49:56]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: so i teleported again
[0:50:08]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: and it was the ensha fight and it caught me surprise again and i died a 2nd time lmao
[0:50:13] Ph_hal: grace in the hole
[0:50:24]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: yeah that caught me by surprise to i was like viewing discord
[0:50:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: the stuff is cool but i like my horns and also this armor is a little too heavy for me rn
[0:50:25] Ph_hal: ensha that right
[0:50:27]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: and then i got attacked
[0:50:35] Ph_hal: ill stop
[0:50:59]
glhf-pledge muteberry: did you jump off the balcony at the hold yet
[0:51:00]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh i can alter the robe
[0:51:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i bet all the starting equipment can be altered
[0:51:11]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but i started as wretch so
[0:51:17]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah i did it because i wanted the tongue
[0:51:24] Ph_hal:
oh man
[0:51:26]
glhf-pledge muteberry:
oh i dont know what that is
[0:51:30]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i havent beat that person yet
[0:51:37]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: its the item that lets you be invaded when you are playing solo
[0:51:53] Ph_hal: ohhhh shit
[0:52:00]
vip MagnetismMelodic: streamer does anything for a bit of tongue
[0:52:03] Ph_hal: thats why i would make a new one
[0:52:08]
glhf-pledge muteberry: you mean invaded by actual people tright
[0:52:12] Ph_hal: tongue in cheek
[0:52:15]
glhf-pledge muteberry: cause theres a few forced invasions
[0:52:29]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: when is risk of rain 2 dlc
[0:52:44]
glhf-pledge muteberry: i like that this game is so big ive watched numerous people play and ive not seen a lot of the same stuff or vice verse
[0:52:51] DarkFlame7755: yesterday wasn't it?
[0:52:53] Ph_hal: thoppy toppy
[0:53:09]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah by actual people
[0:53:21]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: if you are invading you only get invited to games where coop is already happening in this
[0:53:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: unless the person opts in for invasions
[0:53:33]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: which tbh with how popular this game is was probably a good idea
[0:53:42] Ph_hal: can you only get it at the start
[0:53:43]
glhf-pledge muteberry: wow yea
[0:53:44]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i can imagine a ton of people dropping the game if they were getting constantly invaded
[0:53:51]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: what the tongue?
[0:53:54]
glhf-pledge muteberry: looking at you DEATHLOOP
[0:53:56] Ph_hal: yes
[0:53:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: you can get it as soon as you have access to the roundtable
[0:54:03]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: although its a pretty hard fight for that early
[0:54:03] Ph_hal: aye thanks
[0:54:15] Ph_hal:
oh i see now
[0:54:28]
glhf-pledge muteberry: why is always
[0:54:33] Ph_hal: always why
[0:54:45]
glhf-pledge muteberry: "O, you don't have the right?"
[0:54:54]
glhf-pledge muteberry: "no, you dont have the right"
[0:54:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh i guess it shortens the window for invasions too, no wonder i was getting invaded so often the other day
[0:55:00] Ph_hal: i have the beack front and left
[0:55:35]
glhf-pledge muteberry: sphynx are you using the vinesauce password
[0:55:38]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i also think tutorial wise they should have explained the white and blue ring sooner and given them to you sooner
[0:55:45]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah im using mine SPHYNX and pizzagoo right now
[0:55:52] Ph_hal: the blue never works for me
[0:55:54]
glhf-pledge muteberry: you can have multiple?
[0:56:03]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: for the group passwords yeah you can have multiple
[0:56:27]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i think its because a lot of people don't know the white one exists, and also the white one is mainly really only good if you use the tongue at the same time
[0:56:32]
vip moonshaped: 56 min into the stream, just got the notification
[0:56:42]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: otherwise you're already in co-op and you probably don't need to call for help during an invasion if you already got a bro
[0:56:54] DarkFlame7755:
oh sorry guys, gotta go watch sphynx instead of sphynx
[0:56:55]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: there were some really weird choices with the multiplayer items in this game, i sorta get some of them
[0:56:55] DarkFlame7755: have fun though
[0:57:04]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but also i feel like it will make less players use them
[0:57:17] Ph_hal: sphynx of the devil
[0:57:20]
subscriber TrainSuplexer: think we'll get a switch port?
Kappa
[0:57:20]
vip moonshaped: less players using tongue
[0:57:22] Ph_hal: tis him
[0:57:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: granted the equivalent of like the blue and white rings in earlier games were usually tied to covenants which were super cryptic in early games unless you looked them up
[0:57:55]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: like i dont think they explain the difference between the effigy and the finger that well either
[0:58:03] Ph_hal: yes
[0:58:05] Ph_hal: they dont
[0:58:23] Ph_hal: but i figured it out so anyone could
[0:58:24]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: like i think in the tutorial for this they should have had some mechanic or scenario that made you try each item to some extent so you understood how they worked
[0:58:33] Ph_hal: like in ds 1
[0:59:01]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah also humanity was tied to like actual important mechanics so it made you think about whether you should pop it or not right away
[0:59:14] Ph_hal: i do miss that
[0:59:17]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: in this the multiplayer enable item has no other mechanical purpose besides multiplayer
[0:59:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: so it just feels like an extra step with no purpose
[0:59:26] DarkFlame7755: it's 2022, who needs humanity anymore
[0:59:29]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: and why its consumable i have no clue
[0:59:30] Ph_hal: indeed
[0:59:42] Ph_hal: with great runes feeling like lesser embers
[0:59:58] Ph_hal: or whatever arc runes
[1:00:51] Ph_hal: humanity body need it
[1:01:23]
vip MagnetismMelodic: rump trap!
[1:01:31]
vip moonshaped: rump trap
[1:01:43]
vip moonshaped: that's a good name
[1:01:44] Ph_hal: rumpy
[1:01:46] DarkFlame7755: tucks away nicely
[1:03:27] Ph_hal: its a trap
[1:03:31]
vip moonshaped: It's really weird not using spells at all in EQ for several days while I leveled this character up.
[1:03:36] Ph_hal: hahaha star trel quote
[1:03:46] Ph_hal: trek
[1:04:17]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
[1:04:20]
premium froogu_: fuck
[1:04:21] Ph_hal: stepped into the ring
[1:04:26]
vip moonshaped: don't forget to get your souls back
[1:04:26]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: nice hyper armor on that swipe
[1:04:51] Ph_hal: he's soul's good
[1:06:02] Ph_hal: pressure plated
[1:06:51]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: nice
[1:06:54]
premium froogu_: OH NO
[1:06:57]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao
[1:07:04]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
LUL
[1:07:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic: OUR TABLE
[1:07:14]
vip MagnetismMelodic: IT'S BROKEN
[1:09:41]
subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: SMACKDOWN
[1:09:54]
vip moonshaped: what an awful little space for a fight
[1:11:27]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: bruh
[1:11:40]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: maybe these are resistant to strike
[1:11:48]
vip moonshaped: neat camera at the end there
[1:12:01]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: give em the ol stabby stab
[1:12:19]
bits-charity Korokun: I made some good progress yesterday but I still didn't find the second crucible knight
[1:12:30]
bits-charity Korokun: Did get a bunch of map though so I should check it next time I play
[1:12:41]
bits-charity Korokun: Unless it's not in a gaol
[1:13:48]
bits-charity Korokun: That's a wicked mace
[1:14:10]
bits-charity Korokun: Funny lil charge animation
[1:15:04]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: welp
[1:15:05]
bits-charity Korokun: Now there's TWO of them
[1:15:06]
vip moonshaped:
oh there's 2 at once
[1:15:10]
subscriber Blastom: nope
[1:15:26]
bits-charity Korokun: Love using traps against enemies
[1:16:23]
subscriber ivanlyy: maybe now i can feel better about watching elden ring streams since i got most of the map unlocked
[1:17:34]
bits-charity Korokun: I just watch in controlled bursts and put it in background if it looks like something I don't want to see
[1:17:53]
bits-charity Korokun: Like I'm fine knowing about this catacomb
[1:18:07]
vip moonshaped:
sweatFrog
[1:18:12]
bits-charity Korokun: Be wary of updog
[1:18:24]
glitchcon2020 Vanadras: honestly my favorite part about games like these is the collaboration/sharing of cool shit.
[1:18:38]
vip moonshaped: cool helmet
[1:18:45]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao
[1:18:46]
vip moonshaped: uhh
[1:18:49]
vip moonshaped: nevermind
[1:18:56]
vip moonshaped: that was great
[1:19:03]
glitchcon2020 Vanadras: if mario stomps you he dies
[1:19:11]
subscriber Blastom: tinfoil hat aquired
[1:19:28]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: ill use it for a bit
[1:19:32]
vip moonshaped: good
[1:19:34]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i really like the horns on this character though
[1:19:37]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it does have way better stats
[1:19:41]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lots of stuff i got has way better stats
[1:19:58] DarkFlame7755: just don't get hit
4Head
[1:20:00]
premium froogu_: fashion over function
[1:20:39]
vip moonshaped: that beetle is nice too
[1:21:58]
bits-charity Korokun: Fashion Souls is real
[1:22:33]
premium Robopon567: That mace looks cool where did you get it?
[1:23:05]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it drops from the wandering fire cleric guys in red
[1:23:18]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: they are in a bunch of random spots on the map, but the yhave a camp in the south part of the lake
[1:23:32]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i used the item drop claw thing and just kept respawning and killing em til it dropped, its sorta rare
[1:23:36]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
idk if there is a normal pickup elsewhere
[1:24:28]
bits-charity Korokun: Is it good or just looks cool?
[1:24:49]
premium Robopon567: Is it a good strength weapon because I’m running short on them at the moment
[1:25:50]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: its a mace so its both str and dex sorta, buit you can change it to scale off strength
[1:25:54]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: with an ash
[1:26:16]
premium Robopon567: Alright thanks
[1:27:25]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77:
oh my god
[1:27:27]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: this is so stupid
[1:27:30]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: I have 54 poise right now
[1:29:27]
vip moonshaped:
odoNo wonderful
[1:29:35]
vip moonshaped: i think that's what he said anyway
[1:30:27]
vip moonshaped:
Clap
[1:30:28]
vip moonshaped: close
[1:30:29]
vip MagnetismMelodic: gamered
[1:30:35]
premium froogu_: clenched
[1:31:03]
subscriber GodliestCat64: I calp
Clap
[1:31:50]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: gaming
[1:31:57]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh yeah i got this guy yesterday too off stream
[1:32:02]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i need more FP to use him though
[1:32:09]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: apparently he is really good
[1:32:14]
vip moonshaped: he's neat looking
[1:32:18]
vip MagnetismMelodic: pumpkin head pog
[1:32:21]
vip moonshaped: is that the giant helmet thing
[1:32:46]
vip moonshaped:
oh yeah
[1:32:51]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Massive pumpkin head
[1:33:14]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
daxMug
[1:33:16]
vip moonshaped: that's a really cool helmet
[1:33:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
siskoStare
[1:33:21]
vip moonshaped: look at that little green head in there
[1:33:26]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: one sec
[1:33:27]
subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus:
limesBlank
[1:33:33]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
realGeordi
[1:33:40]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao i thought the green originally was from like gems in the eye holes
[1:33:44]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i didnt realize that was my face
[1:33:49] DarkFlame7755: lmao
[1:33:51]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Almost forgot you were green
[1:33:53] DarkFlame7755:
daxMug
[1:33:57]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you forgot how disgusting you look
[1:33:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
spynX
Smoke
[1:34:01]
vip moonshaped: how coulld you forget your were a pickle
[1:34:07]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
odoNo
Smoke
[1:34:10]
vip moonshaped: 🥒
Smoke
[1:34:36]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: my tiny eyes in there make it look like im an owl driving a big suit of armor
[1:34:40]
vip
premium artemis_dragmire: I actually picked this game up, think I'll play it tomorrow night or something. It looks really fun
[1:34:47]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[1:34:48]
vip
premium artemis_dragmire: @GreatSphynx how do we know you're not
[1:35:02]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Owl streamer
[1:35:02]
vip moonshaped: medieval owl mech
[1:35:26]
bits-charity Korokun: I came back to a f un screen
[1:35:42]
bits-charity Korokun: Blood covered weapon and mask
[1:35:46]
glhf-pledge muteberry: MobileHoot Gundam
[1:35:56]
vip moonshaped: +2
[1:36:02]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
vineData
[1:36:34]
vip moonshaped: god those little bastards
[1:36:43]
glhf-pledge muteberry: they fuckin suuuuuck
[1:36:50]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
goblinPls
[1:39:15]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip piss curtain
[1:39:28]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
ONOTrip something bad
[1:39:37]
subscriber ivanlyy: CatJAM
[1:39:48]
bits-charity Korokun: Look at this chad dual wielding
[1:39:54]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
[1:40:00]
vip MagnetismMelodic: rip bozo
[1:40:00] DarkFlame7755:
oh it's the
spynX boss
[1:40:01]
bits-charity Korokun: You have failed Oleg
[1:40:03]
vip moonshaped: oosp
[1:40:06]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i already had to do a fight with 2 of these guys so they arent that bad
[1:40:09]
subscriber
glitchcon2020 Lyzerus: Doggie.
[1:40:17]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I always read oleg as ogel which is the bad guy in lego alpha team
[1:40:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: 2 at the same time was so fucking annoying
[1:40:30]
bits-charity Korokun:
The worst I had so far was a fight with one of those while there was also a ton of imp adds at the same time
[1:40:42]
vip MagnetismMelodic: fake gamer streamer loses to thwomp enemy
Kappa
[1:40:48]
vip moonshaped: wow Mag that's really clever naming
siskoStare
[1:40:57]
vip MagnetismMelodic: do you get it
[1:41:10]
vip MagnetismMelodic: cause ogel is lego backwards
[1:41:12]
vip moonshaped: no explain it
:)
[1:41:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I don't get it
[1:41:15]
vip moonshaped:
oh thank you
[1:41:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
:)
[1:41:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: That's a fancy weapon sphynx
[1:41:35]
bits-charity Korokun: Oleg said no critical attack
[1:41:55]
vip moonshaped: ez, first try
[1:42:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Kaiden sounds like a first grader's name
[1:42:24]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I knew a guy named Cayden in grade school
[1:42:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: If you didn't know Kaiden, you were Kaiden know what I'm saying
[1:43:03]
vip MagnetismMelodic: that's one of those aggressively white names
[1:43:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic: like Ryleigh
[1:43:14]
subscriber
premium skwerley: You character looks like they dressed themselves in things from an estate sale
[1:43:18]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lets see if i get a summon
[1:43:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: lampshade hat and a curtain for a cloak
[1:43:30]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: my summon sign at the other dungeon that had 2 in one fight was getting summoned like nonstop
[1:43:31]
vip moonshaped: he does lol
[1:43:44]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i doubt ill even get summoned here
[1:44:02] DarkFlame7755: the mace is a weird lampstand
[1:44:08]
vip moonshaped: yeah
[1:44:14]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Yeah the mace is a candlestick
[1:44:23]
vip MagnetismMelodic: we should use our combined skills to mod in a pipe lamp
[1:44:35]
vip MagnetismMelodic: and by our i mean everybody's but mine
[1:44:40]
vip moonshaped: you mean make Rax do it?
[1:44:42]
vip MagnetismMelodic: yeah
[1:44:51]
vip MagnetismMelodic: and dark
[1:44:53]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Someone give him treats
[1:45:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what does Rax eat? Dried fruit and fennel seeds?
[1:45:10]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes 🐢
[1:45:10] DarkFlame7755: a pipe lamp is just cylinders. but an elden ring mod sounds hard in general
[1:45:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: DINGUS and SPINGUS
[1:45:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: DINGUS
[1:45:34]
subscriber
premium skwerley: My hero
[1:45:39]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I bet dingus is really happy to see spingus
[1:45:42]
vip moonshaped: DINGUS
[1:45:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Is his name spingus
[1:45:55]
vip moonshaped: yeah
[1:45:58]
vip moonshaped: perffect
[1:46:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: that's amazing
[1:46:09]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: sounded like he said fuck you
[1:46:23]
vip moonshaped: maybe he thought your name was dumb
[1:46:26]
vip moonshaped: unlike Dingus
[1:46:28]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Probably
[1:46:33]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Dingus >
Spingus
[1:46:39]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I think everyone knows that
[1:46:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I forgot what I named my character
[1:46:58]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I never give it any thought
[1:47:06]
vip moonshaped: was it Dingus?
[1:47:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: There's a non-0 possibility
[1:47:23]
subscriber
premium skwerley: My brain defaults to the word dingus a lot
[1:47:50]
vip moonshaped: how do you pick berries without getting off the horse
[1:47:59]
vip moonshaped: eww
[1:48:02]
vip moonshaped: nice blood fountain
[1:48:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: you can do anything on the horse
[1:48:13]
vip moonshaped:
BERMAN
[1:48:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
The spectral steed
[1:49:03]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Oh my character's name is "Jumpin Jabroni"
[1:49:51]
vip moonshaped: sounds like a fine hero
[1:49:52]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh that's a good one, instead of fashion souls it's elden bling
[1:50:49]
vip
premium truthandpenitence: -2
[1:51:33]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh dang this helmet puts me in heavy if iequip my halbred
[1:52:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Hall Bread
[1:52:55]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
odoBread what was that?
[1:53:01]
vip moonshaped:
siskoNo
[1:53:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: My grumbus is itchy
[1:54:18]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Jumps have iframes in this game
[1:54:21]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I found that interesting
[1:55:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic: https://lifemel.ie/products/magnemel
[1:55:42]
bits-charity Korokun: Do they really? I was wondering if it was like DMC where jump startup has a small amount but wasn't sure
[1:55:49]
bits-charity Korokun: I do know you can dodge ground attacks by jumping though
[1:56:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Yeah I saw someone demonstrate it on the You Tube
[1:56:10]
bits-charity Korokun: Mag posting selfies in chat
[1:56:22]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Were you googling yourself again mag
[1:56:34]
vip moonshaped: strange coincidence there
[1:56:35]
vip
premium truthandpenitence: killing those trolls is so satisfying on horseback
[1:56:40]
vip moonshaped: with the naming
[1:56:54]
bits-charity Korokun: Are the jump iframes at the very start?
[1:57:00]
vip moonshaped: i don't like their weird crotches
[1:57:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Yeah right at the beginning
[1:57:05]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I'm debating names besides just Mag for when I start arkyoos
[1:57:14]
vip MagnetismMelodic: for no reason
[1:57:15]
bits-charity Korokun: Yeah very DMC-ish
[1:57:31]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip free carriage
[1:57:33]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Steal the trolls trayshure
[1:57:37]
vip MagnetismMelodic: steal his car
[1:57:42]
vip MagnetismMelodic: treespear pls
[1:57:46]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Treespear
[1:57:56]
bits-charity Korokun: It was right above your weapon
[1:58:04]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh needs more faith
[1:58:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: and dex
[1:58:10]
bits-charity Korokun:
phloxS
[1:58:10]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: does holy damage though thats cool
[1:58:10]
vip moonshaped:
phloxS
[1:58:12]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
phloxD not enough faith
[1:58:19]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Gotta have faith
[1:58:26]
bits-charity Korokun: I've yet to find any holy damage
[1:58:33]
bits-charity Korokun: Not exploring the right places
[1:58:51]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Imagine fighting someone and your weapon doesn't hurt them because you didn't believe hard enough
[1:58:53]
vip
premium truthandpenitence: I really wanted to use that halberd the horse dude gives you so I leveled strength to 30 and it turns out it's worse than the one I started with ;_;
[1:59:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pickle
[1:59:14]
vip moonshaped:
LUL faith fighting
[1:59:28]
vip moonshaped: opposite of faith healing I guess
[1:59:29]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Just two dudes throwing punches like you do in dreams
[1:59:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: cause neither of them believe
[1:59:45]
bits-charity Korokun: Imagine not sending your thoughts and prayers to defeat your enemies
[2:00:28]
subscriber
premium skwerley: You think the first "Try fingers, but hole" message guys ever even need to use flasks? they have like 999 appraisals
[2:00:34]
bits-charity Korokun: I forgot to try out powerstancing, it's apparently back and easier to do
[2:00:40]
bits-charity Korokun: Doesn't require an extra 50% stats anymore
[2:00:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Yeah no requirements, just 2 weapons
[2:00:47]
subscriber
premium skwerley: can't block tho
[2:00:57]
subscriber
premium skwerley: but blocking with weapons is kinda gabrage anyway
[2:01:12]
bits-charity Korokun: Power stance shields, obv
[2:02:10]
subscriber
premium skwerley: two-handing a tower shield is surprisingly good. You can do the guard counter-attack thing with it even
[2:02:17]
vip moonshaped:
chewLes 🐢
[2:02:37]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pickled turtle neck is what I'm callin it from now on
[2:02:58]
bits-charity Korokun: I saw a video testing all the summons and the tower shield guys were one of the best
[2:03:05]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: one ui feature i really wish they had added was like favorites or loadouts for at least your equipment bar, not for your like weapons and armor
[2:03:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: What is that
[2:03:17]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: also
idk why they didnt bring back the quick bar from bloodborne
[2:03:43]
bits-charity Korokun: I can't even remember the quick bar
[2:03:48]
bits-charity Korokun: But I also didn't finish Bloodborne
[2:03:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: What is the group message about? I haven't seen that one
[2:03:57]
vip moonshaped: why are the trees so bouncy
[2:04:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it means someone beat one of the main story bosses
[2:04:20]
subscriber
premium skwerley: But what was the group it mentioned?
[2:04:35]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: group 1
[2:04:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: ohh shit
[2:04:38]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: vinny's group
[2:04:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Interesting
[2:05:36]
vip moonshaped: I love when they go flying
[2:06:15]
bits-charity Korokun:
The group password is pizzagoo, right?
[2:06:40]
bits-charity Korokun: It's always satisfying to send an enemy into the air
[2:06:58]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Aw his cute lil helmet
[2:08:00]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: oleg saved me
[2:08:04]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: what a bro
[2:08:08]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Praise lego
[2:08:08]
bits-charity Korokun: Oleg is MVP
[2:08:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh shit
[2:08:27]
bits-charity Korokun: Cool s word
[2:08:29]
subscriber
premium skwerley: That thing is dope
[2:08:32]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: sick
[2:08:38]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: dont have the int for it tho
[2:08:39]
subscriber
premium skwerley: needs INT
[2:08:46]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but ill use it at some point when i switch to int
[2:08:50]
subscriber
premium skwerley: why the fuck would it need INT if it was a trolls weapon
[2:09:02]
subscriber
premium skwerley: There were lots of drops
[2:09:02]
bits-charity Korokun: Wow, stereotype much
[2:09:20]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Ol' lucerne
[2:09:28]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh my friend got lucerne and instantly upgraded it
[2:09:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It was pretty good in one of the other games. Don't remember which one cause they all melt together in my brainfat
[2:09:55]
bits-charity Korokun: Not sure what secondary stat I want
[2:10:12]
bits-charity Korokun: Might do blood stuff, not sure what stat that uses cuz I've only found blood ash so far
[2:10:22]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I think ARC for luck
[2:10:32]
subscriber
premium skwerley: but that may just be what I think because of how bleed worked in 3
[2:10:47]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: blood stuff scales off arcane
[2:11:08]
bits-charity Korokun: All I know is that Claymore was so good in 1, nerfed in 2, better again in 3 and also good in this
[2:11:34]
vip moonshaped: i kinda feel like coffee
[2:12:00] DarkFlame7755: bitter but energetic?
[2:12:14]
vip moonshaped: not sure about energetic
[2:14:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: RIP hort
[2:15:13]
vip moonshaped: tarp horse
[2:15:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Not much range on that weapon art
[2:16:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lol
[2:16:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley: bleargh
[2:16:18]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip
[2:18:00]
vip moonshaped: fuck, lost a level again
[2:18:16]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: imagine if you could lose xp and levels in souls games
[2:18:27]
vip moonshaped: lol
[2:18:38]
vip moonshaped: that'd be awful
[2:18:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I would not play them
[2:19:03]
subscriber
premium skwerley: wit
[2:19:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: wut*
[2:19:15]
vip Raxxmus: morning gumblers
[2:19:23]
vip moonshaped: sup rax
Gubbled
[2:21:12]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Why does that not hit him lol
[2:21:25]
vip moonshaped:
Clap
[2:21:37]
vip moonshaped: wungerful
[2:21:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: one dur full
[2:22:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Nice neck on that fella
[2:22:17]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: nice neck
[2:22:19]
vip moonshaped: how do you use your fingers to whistle with that helmet in the way
[2:22:39]
bits-charity Korokun:
The helm has fingers inside
[2:22:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It has a finger holes
[2:22:45]
vip moonshaped: eww
[2:22:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: fingers that are just always in your mouth
[2:22:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: but they aren't your fingers
[2:22:58]
vip moonshaped:
phloxD
[2:23:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: gets a bit drooly in there
[2:23:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I saw a ball gag that had a dilder on it
[2:23:27]
bits-charity Korokun: It's just a harmonica but grosser
[2:23:44]
subscriber
premium skwerley: When I open Wish on my phone it's nothing but sex toys and professional dental supplies
[2:23:50]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: @skwerley what if it had kazoos instead
[2:24:07]
bits-charity Korokun: "Dental supplies"
[2:24:15]
vip moonshaped: like those scold's bridles for gossipy women. Except it's fingers.
[2:24:18]
vip moonshaped: and for no particular reason
[2:24:41]
bits-charity Korokun: I never heard the name scold's bridle before
[2:25:12]
vip moonshaped: keep them troublesome ladies from yappin
[2:25:47]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I wish I had a troublesome lady to yap at me
[2:26:22]
vip moonshaped: that sounds like a very boring evening with a dominatrix
[2:26:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley: i guess it depends on what you're into
[2:26:49]
bits-charity Korokun: Dominatrix that ties you up and just vents to you
[2:26:57]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[2:27:02]
bits-charity Korokun: Literally captive audience
[2:27:04]
vip moonshaped: wait who would be paying for that service
[2:27:26]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I've thought about starting an onlyfans for that, kinda
[2:27:31]
bits-charity Korokun: People pay for everything
[2:27:32]
subscriber
premium skwerley: but without the dominatrix part
[2:27:50]
subscriber
premium skwerley: just like "hey pay me this much and you can text me like I'm your boyfriend"
[2:27:51]
vip moonshaped: I mean either person in that situation could
[2:27:56]
bits-charity Korokun: Streams are basically that but without the bondage part
[2:28:02]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
[2:28:04]
bits-charity Korokun: Nice fall
[2:28:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
LUL
[2:28:10]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Chanced it
[2:28:16]
vip moonshaped: i dunno some of this could be considers masochistic
[2:28:20]
bits-charity Korokun: Fall damage feels random in this game sometimes
[2:28:22]
vip moonshaped: considered
[2:28:28]
subscriber
premium uforgot: whoa, real early strim
[2:28:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It's a hard limit on the fall damage. 0 fall damage until a certain height and then it's 100%
[2:28:42]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77:
oh
[2:28:42]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip give me your grapes sir
[2:28:45]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: i forgot about her
[2:28:50]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Peel the grapes for her
[2:28:52]
bits-charity Korokun: I've taken 50% before
[2:28:52]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: grant us grapes
greats8Ono
[2:28:59]
bits-charity Korokun: But it just feels like the heights are inconsistent
[2:29:00]
vip moonshaped: ask the grapewife out
[2:29:00]
vip Raxxmus:
ONOTrip
[2:29:10]
subscriber
premium skwerley: They're human eyes
[2:29:12]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Tell her
[2:29:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: she needs to know
[2:29:18]
vip Raxxmus: she doesn't need to know
[2:29:20]
subscriber
premium skwerley: >:(
[2:29:20]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: noooo
[2:29:27]
bits-charity Korokun: Do it you won't
[2:29:34]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: let her live her weird little fantasy
[2:29:53]
subscriber
premium skwerley: She just waits for strangers to feed her eyeballs
[2:30:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: that's worse than the finger thing
[2:32:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Crabgas
[2:32:32]
vip moonshaped:
D: poor little crabs
[2:33:25]
vip moonshaped:
docDis
[2:33:59]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77:
oh boy
[2:34:04]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: its almost time chat
[2:34:11]
subscriber
premium skwerley: por what
[2:34:15]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: the thing
[2:34:23]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: assuming sphynx doesnt blind
[2:34:32]
vip moonshaped:
oh I guess I won't leave and do stuff for a bit then
[2:34:37]
subscriber
premium skwerley: he gave that lady his eyes
[2:34:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: so he is gonna be blind
[2:34:44]
subscriber
premium skwerley: she ate em
[2:34:46]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
ONOTrip
greats8Ono
ONOTrip
[2:34:58]
vip moonshaped:
sweatFrog
[2:34:58]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: boat
[2:34:59]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Lol boat in a puddle
[2:35:24]
bits-charity Korokun: Landboat
[2:35:32]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Isn't that just a car
[2:35:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: he's doin wheelies in it
[2:35:55]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip tricky dinghy
[2:35:57]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: yeah its a low rider
[2:36:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: flow rider
[2:36:10]
vip moonshaped: pretty good
[2:36:22]
vip moonshaped:
Clap
[2:36:23]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: i like that fella's design
[2:36:26]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
Clap
[2:36:35]
bits-charity Korokun: Fren
[2:36:38]
bits-charity Korokun:
D:
[2:36:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Oh hai mark
[2:37:02]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i kinda wish those guys only showed up at night but it might make em too hard to find
[2:37:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: unless they increase the range on the eye or something
[2:37:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Get the Kiroshi eye
[2:37:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh look at that
[2:37:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
LUL
[2:37:54]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: lol
[2:38:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: did I miss the thing
[2:38:35]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Probably
[2:38:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: wow that dude is a tank
[2:38:50]
bits-charity Korokun: Things that show up only in night are a neat concept but also I hate it because I hate missing stuff
[2:38:51]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: well he just fought a boner in a boat
[2:39:02]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh I saw the boat boner already
[2:39:30]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: also I like the night boss stuff
[2:39:34]
subscriber
premium skwerley: zap
[2:39:40]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: but I kinda wish there were more like hints that they existed
[2:39:57]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: other than a fuckton of player messages appearing saying "NIGHT"
[2:40:20]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: like the bird in the weeping peninsula literally just drops from the sky with no fanfare
[2:40:35]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: in this random spot
[2:40:44]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS3E7
[2:40:56]
subscriber GodliestCat64: DS9
PogBones
[2:41:01]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
idk what bird u even talkin about
[2:41:06]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77:
oh
[2:41:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I've been watching the treg after Voyager I think and it's not great
[2:41:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: What's it called
[2:41:26]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
needTrip
[2:41:27]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: so you know near the castle moorn stuff
[2:41:30]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
phloxS you take that back
[2:41:49]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: at the bonfire before where the giant archer was if you come back at night and take a right following the walls theres a boss
[2:41:53]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: nu-nu-trek
ResidentSleeper
[2:41:53]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Enterprise
[2:41:57]
subscriber
premium uforgot:
ONOTrip
[2:41:58]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
needTrip what the fuck did you just say
[2:41:59]
vip Raxxmus:
phloxD NO faith
[2:42:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: but I've been sleeping through a lot of it
[2:42:02]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh thats weird
[2:42:04]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: whats it drop
[2:42:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley: so that's probably why
[2:42:07]
vip MagnetismMelodic: dragon
[2:42:09]
subscriber GodliestCat64: You enjoy Enterprise
phloxB
[2:42:10]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ban
[2:42:11]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: I dont remember
[2:42:17]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: helpful
[2:42:19]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It's weird
[2:42:20]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
archerSkum <- not liking ENT
[2:42:25]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: it wasnt anything fantastic
[2:42:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: They are like "waow warp 7 is so fast"
[2:42:33]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: in terms of like souls
[2:42:35]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: go fight it
[2:42:37]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: im sure it'll be fun
[2:42:53]
vip MagnetismMelodic: of all the actual problems enterprise has
[2:43:00]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you pick the fact they only go warp 5
[2:43:12]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: thats the best part of ENT, they're all like "wtf is a holodeck" and "lets save these people from their backwards barbarism"
[2:43:29]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: and "lol trip is pregnant"
[2:43:31]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Speed is important
[2:43:33]
vip MagnetismMelodic: art shack
[2:43:33]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
LUL
[2:43:34]
vip Raxxmus: yeah and they get pulped when they try to use the tranporter
[2:43:45]
subscriber
premium uforgot:
greats8Phlox chill in the decon chamber
[2:43:52]
vip moonshaped: tripples
[2:44:00]
subscriber
premium uforgot: pfft
[2:44:01]
vip MagnetismMelodic: that one guy who got fused with a tree
[2:44:09]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: transporters are freaky
[2:44:10]
subscriber
premium uforgot: gdi moon
[2:44:10]
vip Raxxmus:
BERMAN trust me the gel is essential
[2:44:12]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: that one episode where that guys stuck in the teleporter
odoNo
[2:44:32]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: what would happen if odo got stuck in a transporter
[2:44:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: He could probably goo himself out
[2:44:50]
vip moonshaped:
kiraSUS I'll get him out
[2:44:56]
subscriber
premium skwerley: he's already a mass of rearranged molecules anyway
[2:44:56]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah one of the reasons i like enterprise is because they kinda are forced to be more creative than doing all the same things tos and tng did
[2:44:57]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: odo could become inanimate objects, whats to say he couldn't be a teleporter?
[2:45:09]
vip Raxxmus: I think overall ent is a lot messier than voyager but I thought it did more interesting things with its premise than voy did
[2:45:24]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: I'd agree with that Rax
[2:45:29]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: especially with season 4
[2:45:30]
vip Raxxmus: the fuck around and find out aspect of it is also great
[2:45:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Voyager started out like "spooky unexplored space and we are almost out of resources" and then very quickly was like "JK there's like a planet or a merchant every 100 light years"
[2:45:42]
moderator
founder
turbo Dragoneye77: poor sheep
[2:45:46]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: enterprise's problem was that it was on UPN, was rushed, and 9/11 happened. it finally hit its stride and got cancelled
[2:45:58]
vip Raxxmus: man a few more seasons that were like early days of the federation would have been so cool
[2:46:00]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
oh these guys in red are the ones that can drop the mace im using
[2:46:08]
vip moonshaped: get another
[2:46:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: get another one
[2:46:17]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Mace 2
ONOTrip
[2:46:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Wake up babe mace 2 just dropped
[2:46:27]
vip moonshaped: get 4, 2 for your feet too
[2:46:28]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: yooo they made a sequel to mace
[2:46:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic: if only we had another show that could've gone with the premise of stitching together multiple disparate civilizations into a federation
[2:46:31]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: 9/11 was during the first season but yeah it was kinda the entire s3 plot
[2:46:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Lol get launched
[2:46:58]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[2:47:06]
vip Raxxmus: 9/11 was before they wrote s2 though
[2:47:12]
vip Raxxmus: and so florida get pulped
[2:47:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Flame, cleanse me
[2:47:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I thought 9/11 was what made them put faith as the intro
[2:47:28]
vip Raxxmus:
oh wait was the xindi s3? I forgor
[2:47:38]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: it was s3 yes
[2:47:40]
vip Raxxmus:
idk about that mag
[2:47:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Good thin 9/11 never really happened
[2:47:52]
vip MagnetismMelodic: jooooe biden
[2:47:55]
vip MagnetismMelodic: wake up
[2:47:58]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: yeah no faith was in there before 9/11 happened
[2:48:10]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
garakMmm the obsidan order had nothing to do with 9/11. I was a gardener in Battery Park.
[2:48:36]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I am on conspiracy tiktok a lot lately and there was a guy who thinks if you look through the camera of an old cell phone at like a cereal box, you'll see the packaging as it was when the phone was made
[2:48:45]
vip Raxxmus: garak shot JFK
[2:48:48]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: its true
[2:48:50]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: all of it
[2:49:00]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: lol this fuckin enemy
[2:49:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley: There's a dude driving that thing
LUL
[2:49:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what the fuck
[2:49:08]
vip MagnetismMelodic: what the fuck is this thing
[2:49:10]
vip Raxxmus: "I am on conspiracy tiktok a lot lately" is a dangerous phrase
LUL
[2:49:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I just tabbed back in
[2:49:15]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[2:49:16]
subscriber
turbo cough__syrup: What in the goddamn...
[2:49:21]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I want to drive that thing around
[2:49:26]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Yo it's Cave Johnson
[2:49:36]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It looks like an intermission vehicle at a monster truck rally
[2:49:37]
vip moonshaped: I love this thng
[2:49:42]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
Clap
[2:49:48]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: good enemy design
[2:49:49]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I like how it's got bellows in it for the fire
[2:49:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I wish you could GTA it
[2:50:06]
vip MagnetismMelodic: wait until the DLC puts a motorcycle in the game
[2:50:15]
vip moonshaped:
Roiker
[2:50:16]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Dante's motorcycle sword
[2:50:20]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: the other camp on the other side of the lake is a better place to try farming the mace
[2:50:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: there are 3 guys at that camp who can drop it
[2:50:30]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: this one only seems to have 1
[2:50:39]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: I'm waiting for the elden john costume DLC
[2:50:41]
vip moonshaped: are you actually gonna try for a 2nd?
[2:50:42]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: https://i.imgur.com/nbx8V4R.jpg
[2:50:55]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: EltonPog
[2:50:57]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: im not gonna farm it but if i got a 2nd that would be cool to double stance
[2:51:12]
vip moonshaped: it would look pretty great
[2:51:19]
subscriber
premium skwerley: bannerlords
[2:52:14]
vip moonshaped: nice trees
[2:52:17]
vip moonshaped: tree dance
[2:52:20]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: even though this game doesnt have like amazing next gen graphics it still looks really good
[2:53:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: hitbox porn
[2:53:10]
subscriber
premium skwerley: that was sweet
[2:53:55]
vip MagnetismMelodic: what kind of dog is that
[2:54:01]
vip moonshaped: awwwwww
[2:54:04]
vip moonshaped: pope turt
[2:54:06]
bits-charity Korokun: I mostly notice the graphics when it comes to particle effects
[2:54:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Fuckin
[2:54:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: is that a pope tortoise
[2:54:10]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: yooooo tortoise pope
[2:54:10]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: is that a cat in a hat?
[2:54:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh it is the pope
[2:54:15] DarkFlame7755: turpope
[2:54:18] DarkFlame7755: tepo tepo tepo
[2:54:18]
vip moonshaped: I LOVE HIM
[2:54:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic: hello your holiness
[2:54:20]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: hell yeah this guy fucks
[2:54:29]
subscriber
premium skwerley: This had to be Martin's input
[2:54:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyRacyPresidentDansGame-uZKICcYhX7Aw_l6P
[2:54:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Seriously that was sweet as hell
[2:54:51]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I wanna edit a guitar riff into it
[2:55:22]
vip Raxxmus: this guy is the best
[2:55:22]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Also URL win
[2:55:27]
vip moonshaped: how did he put his little pope hat on
[2:55:31]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: President Dirty Dan
[2:55:35]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Someone had to put it on for him
[2:55:46]
vip moonshaped: who is the tortoise pope assistant
[2:55:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: His hat gets knocked off every time he goes into his shell
[2:55:59]
subscriber
premium skwerley: and he calls for the hat man
[2:56:00]
vip moonshaped: lol
[2:56:03]
vip moonshaped: that's so cute
[2:56:15]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: oooo he left his wife
[2:56:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: BRB starting an etsy for 3D printed turtle hats
[2:56:24]
vip Raxxmus: I bet the hat man is a smaller turt that very slowly puts it back on
[2:56:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: and
THAT turt has a hat
[2:56:47]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[2:56:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley: and a similarly smaller turt helps him put his on
[2:56:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: it's turtles all the way down
[2:57:08]
subscriber
premium skwerley: which is a great song
[2:57:32]
vip moonshaped: tortimitre
[2:57:36]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
slightsEgg
[2:57:39]
vip MagnetismMelodic: lord radagon does not pay child support
[2:57:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: he just gives eggs
[2:57:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: "This should do it"
[2:58:16]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you have NO intelligence
worfExpand
[2:58:30]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: Shatner in Space watch party when?
[2:58:37]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
ohWow
[2:58:51]
vip moonshaped: did you guys already do that?
[2:58:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Give the turt a book
[2:58:58]
vip MagnetismMelodic: yeah
[2:59:08]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: id rather give the books to the dude at the roundtable hall
[2:59:09]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
kirkBASS ohhh wow
kirkBASS
[2:59:15]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: since then they will all be in once place
[2:59:19]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
FeelsBadMan i missed it
[2:59:23]
vip moonshaped: he hates tortoises
:(
[2:59:35]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Just say you hate the pope turtle and we can move on sphynx
[3:00:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Sphynx would eat the pope in a delicious stew, it was implied
[3:00:11]
vip moonshaped: why are you hassling popetort
[3:00:12]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i still need to come back here later
[3:00:22]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pickle his neckmeat
[3:00:22]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: cuz of his spells, they are too expensive to buy right now when im not gonna use em
[3:00:24]
bits-charity Korokun: Sphynx would put a sprig on this turtle's plate
[3:00:32]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: also i have to come back here to absolve killing the caster lady at the beginning lmao
[3:00:48]
vip moonshaped: oops
[3:00:48]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh yeah I looked her up
[3:00:51] DarkFlame7755: oh, tortoise pope grants forgiveness for murder?
[3:00:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: did those people try to fight the turtle
[3:00:54]
bits-charity Korokun: I even used an alt to see if I could break her free
[3:01:04]
bits-charity Korokun: This statue does Dark
[3:03:23]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
TREKW
[3:04:42]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao this guy
[3:05:03]
vip moonshaped:
sweatFrog
[3:05:09]
vip MagnetismMelodic: wat
[3:05:14]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: where he go
[3:05:47]
vip moonshaped: you should check
[3:08:35]
vip CrunchyMarrow: sup lord of the ring community
[3:08:47]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
frodOh
[3:08:48]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
frodOh yo
[3:08:52]
vip moonshaped: we just saw a tortoise pope
[3:09:21]
subscriber
premium uforgot: ain't no one here but us tortoise popes 🐢
[3:09:30]
vip moonshaped:
chewLes
[3:09:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes a what pope?
[3:09:40]
vip moonshaped:
D: les no
[3:09:45]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes i hate to sin
chewLes
[3:09:51]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes but in a tarnished situation
chewLes
[3:09:56]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes it's fair runes
chewLes
[3:10:27]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
monkaS
[3:10:31]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
sweatFrog
[3:10:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Double bear
[3:10:38]
vip CrunchyMarrow: yeah fuck those bears
[3:10:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Am I trippin or did he split into another one
[3:10:54]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I remember the first time I killed a bear in botw I managed to huck a boulder at it
[3:10:57]
vip moonshaped: hefty beast bone
[3:11:10]
vip moonshaped: seemed liek tit to me skwerley
[3:11:16]
vip moonshaped: lol good typing
[3:11:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Your treid
[3:11:35]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It was another bear
[3:11:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: came outta the bushes
[3:11:39]
vip MagnetismMelodic: big man
[3:11:41]
vip MagnetismMelodic: get his ass
[3:11:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I watched the clip
[3:11:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: He has spicy legs
[3:12:16]
vip moonshaped: steal that mace
[3:12:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what
[3:12:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: no item popped up
[3:12:55]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4F4eNvDIzo
[3:13:16]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: the only item one needs is the satisfaction the creature is dead
[3:14:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Seems like that would fuck your weapon up
[3:15:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley: dippin in his spucy belly
[3:15:06]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: hmm
idk if i wanna go down here and fully explore yet
[3:15:08]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but ill check it out
[3:15:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: spicy
[3:15:16]
vip MagnetismMelodic: live dangerously
[3:15:53]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
monkaS ants
[3:16:08]
vip moonshaped: where
[3:16:12]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: AntsPls
[3:16:18]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ANTS
[3:16:20]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
sweatFrog
[3:16:37]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: it is now time for ants
[3:16:40]
vip MagnetismMelodic: how hard could it be
[3:16:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: are those taste bugs
[3:16:49]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: the other dude that lives down here is fun
[3:17:46]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
monkaS
[3:18:05]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: what's up doc
bounceDoc
[3:18:13]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: gel get
greats8Phlox
[3:18:16]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you have to use the zora armor to go up the waterfall
[3:19:06]
vip MagnetismMelodic: boys deployed
[3:20:46]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh they fixed bloodstains
[3:20:51]
bits-charity Korokun: I don't even remember seeing that in the patch notes
[3:21:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
The dude and his bloodstain visible at the same time
[3:21:34]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
vargTodd this game ripped off fallout 3, we had giant ants first
[3:21:42] DarkFlame7755: scary ants
[3:21:42]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Honey I shrunk the kids
[3:21:51]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
LUL
[3:22:16]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Oh I bet that room smells good
[3:22:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: aygs
[3:22:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley: break the eggs
[3:22:56]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I am predicting a queen ant boss
[3:23:03]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: i dont need VR I need VS, Virtual Smells
[3:23:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: From the makers of cake boss
[3:23:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: ant boss
[3:23:37]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: elden ring holosuite program
[3:23:42]
subscriber
premium skwerley: ew a throbbing egg
[3:23:58]
subscriber
premium skwerley: eggussy
[3:24:10]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what's wrong with my brain
[3:24:47]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: run by goblin
vineGoblinpls
[3:24:48]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: we've been here too long, cooking our brains like hardboiled eggs
[3:24:51]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
slightsEgg
[3:25:03]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh god
[3:25:04]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: damn you destroyed that ass
[3:25:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: that was very gross
[3:25:11]
subscriber
premium skwerley: ez boss
[3:26:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley: It's my dad
[3:26:16]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: dumbledore
greats8OTrip
[3:26:25]
subscriber
premium skwerley: dildodore
[3:26:29]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: lul palace
[3:26:33]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
breachFren
Smoke
[3:26:51]
vip moonshaped:
dataSmoke
Smoke
[3:27:01]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
Clap
Smoke
[3:27:15]
vip Raxxmus:
ONOTrip
Smoke
[3:27:36]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: this is a pretty nice lookin cave set
[3:27:38]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
greats8Roiker
Smoke
[3:27:43]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
greats8Bruh
Smoke
[3:28:00]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
carlPog
Smoke
[3:28:08]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
PotFriend
Smoke
[3:28:09]
vip moonshaped: nice cave set
suluNice
[3:28:14]
vip CrunchyMarrow:
CiGrip
Smoke
[3:28:29]
vip
premium truthandpenitence: blushBunny
Smoke
[3:28:41]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greatSprig
Smoke
[3:28:46]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
dataBong
Smoke
[3:28:59]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes
Smoke
[3:29:00]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: time for sprig
[3:29:02]
vip moonshaped:
Kesh
Smoke
[3:29:31]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
ggGarak
Smoke
[3:29:41]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
oBrient
Smoke
[3:29:50]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: sorry went and got a snack and water too
[3:30:03]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: my character needs to rest every so often too, its a hard life being tarnished
[3:30:07]
vip
premium Guardison:
chewLes
[3:30:09]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
siskoGrin
Smoke
[3:30:13]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Your character is a pickle
[3:30:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Pickle ahead, therefor pickle
[3:30:24]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i wish i had pickles rn
[3:30:25]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: he turned his character into a pickle
[3:30:41]
vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity:
widdChamp
widdToke
[3:30:44]
subscriber GodliestCat64: I bought some more of those costco pickle slices the other day
[3:30:46]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Good shit
[3:30:57]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: I like the wickles pickles
[3:30:57]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i really need to go to costco, ive just been avoiding it
[3:31:17]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: i gotta get one of them mason jar airlocks so i can make my own pickles
[3:32:15]
vip moonshaped: I keep forgetting I have pickles
[3:32:19]
vip moonshaped: haven't opened them yet
[3:32:27]
subscriber GodliestCat64: It's these shits
[3:32:29]
subscriber GodliestCat64: https://i.redd.it/1wzuuh130m941.jpg
[3:32:43]
subscriber GodliestCat64: You get a neato tub when you're done with them
:)
[3:32:44]
vip moonshaped: FREAH
[3:32:54]
vip moonshaped: FRESH
[3:32:58]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: GRESH
[3:33:11]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: that pickle looks comfortably high
[3:33:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: grilldo's gresh grickles
[3:33:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: grill grips
[3:34:02]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: eating pickles with a fork right out the jar rn
[3:34:05]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: thanks chat
[3:34:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: If I hadn't already brushed my teeth
[3:34:26]
subscriber
premium skwerley: they are flaccid now
[3:34:43]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Your teeth are flaccid
[3:34:51]
subscriber
premium skwerley: yeah cause I brushed em
[3:34:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: can't eat after
[3:35:33]
subscriber
premium skwerley: do yours not do that
[3:35:43]
vip moonshaped: Uhl-oh
[3:35:53]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: i love flicking my flaccid teeth around after a good brushin
[3:36:03]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: neat thats the thing i needed to absolve my murder charges
[3:36:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I like to shake my head back and forth they make a good noise
[3:36:19]
vip moonshaped:
WTFF flaccid teeth
[3:36:24]
subscriber
premium skwerley: like a handful of noodles
[3:36:42]
vip moonshaped: maybe I don't want a snack after all
[3:36:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: lmao
[3:36:58]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what an entrance
[3:37:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: speeeen
[3:37:33]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
mornReal
[3:37:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh they go flaccid when you kill them
[3:37:48]
vip moonshaped: what, teeth?
[3:37:53]
subscriber
premium skwerley: the enemies
[3:38:00]
subscriber
premium skwerley: look they get all soft and goopy
[3:38:14]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what do they drop
[3:38:21] DarkFlame7755: did someone say soft and gloppy?
[3:38:28]
vip moonshaped: This Oleg fella is pretty good, does he stream
Crosher
[3:38:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pingors
[3:39:20]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: no feet message
[3:39:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
FeelsBadMan
[3:39:28]
subscriber
premium skwerley: 0/10
[3:39:29]
vip moonshaped:
BERMpout
[3:39:30] DarkFlame7755: refund
[3:39:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
BERMpout
[3:39:34]
vip Raxxmus:
BERMpout
[3:39:36]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
BERMpout
[3:39:41]
vip MagnetismMelodic: unplayable
[3:39:45]
vip moonshaped: at least there's "rump"
[3:39:46]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: shite game
[3:40:12]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pickle
[3:40:20]
vip moonshaped: pickle rump
[3:40:28]
subscriber
premium skwerley: seek pickle but rump
[3:40:35]
vip MagnetismMelodic: seek love
[3:40:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: seek pickle dark spot
[3:41:01]
vip moonshaped:
oh no
[3:41:07]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: Seek ****
[3:41:08]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
Kesh
[3:41:13]
vip Raxxmus:
Kesh
[3:41:20]
vip moonshaped: what did it say I missed it
[3:41:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: tunnel ahead
[3:41:59]
vip moonshaped: no the one sphynx made
[3:42:02]
subscriber
premium skwerley: seek grass
[3:42:03]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: uhhhh
[3:42:06]
vip moonshaped:
oh
[3:42:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: what
[3:42:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lol i said seek grass
[3:42:13]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh no she's hot
[3:42:14]
vip moonshaped:
oh he looks friebdly
[3:42:16]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: seek grass
jmikeTouchgrass
[3:42:21]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: dey he is
[3:42:22]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN
[3:42:28]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: what thos arms do
[3:42:30]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal: delightful lady
BERMAN
[3:42:37]
vip moonshaped: anything they want
[3:42:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: her teeth are NOT flaccid
[3:42:49]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Where's lego
[3:42:50]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: do they have a big ol eye peeping out from inside their skull?
[3:42:52]
vip moonshaped: go on go make a new friend
[3:43:02]
vip moonshaped: don't be shy pickleman
[3:43:20]
subscriber
premium skwerley: they are like putties from power rangers
[3:46:30]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Items fucking everywhere
[3:46:34]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
[3:46:40]
vip Raxxmus:
WorfPls
[3:46:42]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Pulperoony
[3:46:43]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
WorfPls
[3:46:44]
vip moonshaped: whoopsie
[3:46:47]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
WorfPls
[3:47:27]
premium CheesyDraws: i like ur helmet u look like a dome
[3:47:41]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i am the dome
[3:47:46]
vip MagnetismMelodic: sphynx loves giving dome
[3:47:48]
premium CheesyDraws: im lovin it
[3:48:06]
vip Raxxmus: looking pretty turtly right about now
[3:48:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh damn you had an entire rectum full of runes
[3:48:45]
premium CheesyDraws:
monkaS
[3:49:01]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
oh is that where they keep the runes?
[3:49:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Where else would it be
[3:49:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: his pockets are full of bones and turtle meat
[3:49:20]
vip Raxxmus: lmao cool message
[3:49:24]
premium CheesyDraws: same elden ring member
[3:49:29] DarkFlame7755:
chewLes
[3:49:54]
vip moonshaped: the runic rings
[3:49:57]
vip moonshaped: ring
[3:50:01]
subscriber
premium skwerley: summon a friendo
[3:50:14]
premium CheesyDraws: but.. hole
[3:50:26]
vip Raxxmus:
chewLes hey guys so I'm here in the Lands Between with my son loge
[3:50:45]
subscriber
premium uforgot: chest ahead
atamStare
[3:50:53]
premium CheesyDraws: liar ahead
[3:51:01]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
chewLes today i'm going to show loge how to defeat the giant spider mom
[3:51:38]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Oh boy this is gettin dicey
[3:51:51]
premium CheesyDraws: sphynx will be fine
:)
[3:51:58]
vip Raxxmus:
chewLes I think I got mouth rot from that unpickled turtle neck
[3:52:16]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Ope lemme squeeze rioght by ya
[3:52:21]
vip moonshaped: why are there so many teeny heads in this game
[3:52:23]
premium CheesyDraws: gut rot moment
[3:52:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes loge why did you open that chest without checking first
[3:52:40]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes loge where'd you go
[3:52:46]
subscriber
premium skwerley: 2000 IQ play
[3:52:59]
premium CheesyDraws: here!
[3:53:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Loge you gotta coax the spider lady to release her eggs
[3:53:09]
vip moonshaped: nice
[3:53:14]
premium CheesyDraws: stab it from behind
:)
[3:53:17] DarkFlame7755: les should make a cryptocurrency and call it Logecoin
[3:53:23]
vip MagnetismMelodic: -2
[3:53:23]
subscriber
premium skwerley: unflaccid teeth
[3:53:24]
premium CheesyDraws: thats a normal enemy?
monkaS
[3:53:35]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging: Oh god you can cheese a sleepy dragon by attacking its rump
pogonaSleep
[3:53:39]
subscriber
premium skwerley: it's a boss of some variety
[3:53:44]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging: I got like 74k runes
[3:54:00]
vip Raxxmus: dont lose them hotdog
[3:54:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: She's using Oro's super
[3:54:16]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Tengu stone
[3:54:22]
premium CheesyDraws: big fella is confused
[3:54:26]
vip Raxxmus:
daxMug Blink Check
daxMug
[3:54:32]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8Daxmug
[3:54:36]
vip moonshaped:
daxMug
daxMug
[3:54:51]
subscriber
premium skwerley: lol she's too wiggly
[3:55:17]
subscriber
premium skwerley: imagine you're a centuries old ant-hag and you get bodied by some pipsqueak with a bow
[3:55:25]
vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity: Bubble Bull
[3:55:28]
premium CheesyDraws: big fella is just straight chillin ngl
[3:55:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: she's made of eggs
[3:55:42]
premium CheesyDraws: bye
:)
[3:55:45]
vip moonshaped:
Clap
[3:55:47]
vip MagnetismMelodic: dead
[3:55:50]
premium CheesyDraws:
Clap dead
[3:55:55]
vip Raxxmus:
ONOTrip yummy runes
[3:56:19]
premium CheesyDraws: nah i think that was a dog
[3:56:34]
subscriber
premium skwerley: that uses your bubble
[3:56:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Damn someone's doin work
[3:56:47]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: huh just a deadend
[3:56:58]
vip moonshaped:
docDis
[3:57:03]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
The real loot was the friends you made along the way
[3:57:11]
vip Raxxmus: no secret walls
[3:57:23]
premium CheesyDraws: weird
[3:57:32]
premium CheesyDraws: you think somethin would be there
[3:57:46]
vip MagnetismMelodic: littering
[3:58:00]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
D: yeah just throw your garbage all over the ruins
[3:58:12]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i think the prize is basically not getting shot at lmao
[3:58:18]
vip moonshaped: wow rude tourist
[3:58:19]
premium CheesyDraws:
Clap not dying!
[3:58:26]
vip Raxxmus: what if it respawns
Kappa
[3:58:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic: the prize is the experience
[3:58:35]
vip MagnetismMelodic: it's about the journey
[3:58:46]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
suluNice
[3:58:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I find so many golden runes riding around at night I wonder if they just respawn
[3:58:55]
premium CheesyDraws: it's about family
[3:59:05]
vip Raxxmus: maybe the real faith was the hearts we made along the way
[3:59:10]
premium CheesyDraws:
<3
[3:59:25]
premium CheesyDraws: anal river
[3:59:25]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
greats8Phlox faith
[3:59:26]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Merchant man just chillin
[3:59:37]
vip moonshaped: the hearts we ate along the way
chewLes
[3:59:57]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Look at this idiot with his fire
[4:00:02]
subscriber
premium skwerley: someone tell him
[4:00:07]
premium CheesyDraws: based gimp prisoner helmet
[4:00:10]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[4:00:18]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Bounce
[4:00:20]
vip MagnetismMelodic: wear the dumb hat
[4:00:35]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
LUL
[4:00:38]
premium CheesyDraws: melon head
[4:00:39]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Nice hat
[4:00:40]
vip MagnetismMelodic: most excellent
[4:00:44]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Ok that actually looks neat with the cowl
[4:00:47]
vip moonshaped: looks good
[4:00:54]
vip moonshaped: eww
[4:00:57]
vip moonshaped: nevermind
[4:00:58]
vip MagnetismMelodic: could cut diamonds with that chin
[4:00:59]
premium CheesyDraws: whats wrong with your faaaaaace
[4:01:03]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Pickle
lesPain
[4:01:05]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
jmikeSlamhog
[4:01:11]
vip moonshaped:
LUL
[4:01:11]
subscriber
premium uforgot:
atamJuice
[4:01:12]
vip moonshaped:
oh no
[4:01:14]
subscriber
premium skwerley: pickleman 1, silly hats 0
[4:01:27]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: "Sir! They've gone up the vent-til-ation shaft!"
[4:01:37]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I'm surrounded by assholes
[4:01:41]
vip MagnetismMelodic: where are those droidekas
[4:01:48]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Try pickle, but whole
[4:02:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i feel like too many people picked prisoner
[4:02:31]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: so its not as cool as if it was its own thing
[4:02:36]
premium CheesyDraws: so many people chose prisoner its insane
[4:02:40]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but it does look pretty funny on my guy with how his mouth and nose clips
[4:02:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Well he starts with the stab-longer
[4:02:45]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i almost picked prisoner too, its a good starting class
[4:02:47]
vip Raxxmus: for a second i thought you wrote pickled prisoner
[4:02:47]
premium CheesyDraws: people love gimp outfits!!!!!!
[4:02:51]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: magic and melee
[4:02:55]
vip MagnetismMelodic: did people just like the funny hat
[4:02:57]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Kinda had a feeling most people would pick the samurai or some shit
[4:03:04]
moderator
founder bassclefff: I wonder if this will have the same repayability as the other souls games
[4:03:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I think Samurai was #2
[4:03:14]
premium CheesyDraws: i chose confessor
[4:03:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I rolled samurai just because
[4:03:26]
subscriber
premium uforgot: @bassclefff don't see why not
[4:03:35]
vip moonshaped: behold, legs!
[4:03:49]
vip MagnetismMelodic: it's a big ass game
[4:03:56]
vip moonshaped:
BERMAN
[4:04:09]
vip MagnetismMelodic: so I imagine you could do other playthroughs and see things you've never seen before
[4:04:11]
premium CheesyDraws: its huge and the map starts out pretty decent and then just keeps getting bigger
[4:04:20]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Real gamers choose to start off as a wretch
[4:04:30]
moderator
founder bassclefff: sphynx is a real gamer
[4:04:36]
vip MagnetismMelodic: or just do one really long playthrough and respec every once in a while
[4:04:42]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I always do wretch/whatever it was called on second playthrough
[4:04:42]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Had to stare at pickleman's ass for a while
[4:04:47]
moderator
founder bassclefff: was thinking about doing wretch but decided to go with warrior
[4:04:49]
vip MagnetismMelodic: lose the shorts
[4:04:52]
vip moonshaped: yeah for quite a while
[4:04:55]
moderator
founder bassclefff: I've been having fun with that class
[4:05:05]
subscriber
premium skwerley: scrungus sacs
[4:05:05]
premium CheesyDraws: i thought about wretch but then i was like "no this is my first souls game fuck that"
[4:05:08]
vip Raxxmus: I usually do deprived but starting as wretch seems a lot harder in this game
[4:05:16]
premium CheesyDraws: ANTS
[4:05:20]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ANTMAN
[4:05:29]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
chewLes Fair game
chewLes
[4:05:38]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes juicy ant bums
[4:05:42]
vip Raxxmus: blants
[4:05:55]
vip moonshaped: thants
[4:06:01]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
daxMug Blink check
daxMug
[4:06:03]
premium CheesyDraws: oooh rot resist
[4:06:08]
vip Raxxmus:
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
[4:06:14]
premium CheesyDraws: no cock rot?
[4:06:16]
moderator
founder bassclefff: sphynx how long did it take you to get good gear
[4:06:19]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah character class is way more impactful in this game than any other souls game
[4:06:22]
moderator
founder bassclefff: as wretch
[4:06:37]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
idk like maybe 5 or 6 hours to get like half decent shit and not be completely naked?
[4:06:51]
moderator
founder bassclefff: yeahhhh that sounds kinda shitty
[4:06:53]
vip moonshaped: i swear we saw more pickle ass than that
[4:06:54]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i didn't start finding really cool shit until way later
[4:06:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Yeah good gear seems sparse if you don't intentionally path around to get it
[4:06:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: it might have been like 8 hours
[4:07:04]
premium CheesyDraws: cheeks out kinda playstyle
[4:07:06] DarkFlame7755: Do you get anything for the trouble of being wretch?
[4:07:09] DarkFlame7755: or just bragging rights?
[4:07:19]
vip Raxxmus: just shows you're a gamer
[4:07:19]
subscriber
premium skwerley: A lower level character that you can build optimally
[4:07:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: all your stats are balanced to start
[4:07:33]
subscriber whette_fahrtz: ANTS
[4:07:43]
vip Raxxmus: wretch seems more fun for second playthrough where you know where to go for gear
[4:07:43]
vip moonshaped:
chewLes 🐜
[4:07:47]
moderator
founder bassclefff: yeah that's why I usually go deprived in the other games, even stats
[4:07:53]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Les would have a field day with these big ass ants
[4:07:53]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Can you break eggs
[4:08:10]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
[4:08:14]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
monkaS
[4:08:16]
premium CheesyDraws: ew imagine rolling through all those dead bodies
[4:08:20]
subscriber
premium skwerley: the fuck are those
[4:08:21]
premium CheesyDraws: what in the FUCK is that
[4:08:22]
vip MagnetismMelodic: maybe it's nice
[4:08:23]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[4:08:23]
moderator
founder bassclefff: lol
[4:08:23]
vip Raxxmus: les would be excited by how much meat is on these corpses
[4:08:24]
vip MagnetismMelodic: go say
hi
[4:08:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic: AAAAAAAAH
[4:08:32]
premium CheesyDraws: EWWWWWW
[4:08:33]
premium CheesyDraws: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
[4:08:36]
subscriber
premium skwerley: ohhh basilisks
[4:08:38]
vip Raxxmus: yoooo basilisk
[4:08:40]
vip moonshaped:
oh no those guys
[4:08:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: my old friends
[4:08:41]
moderator
founder bassclefff: Oh my god they're back
[4:08:42]
subscriber GodliestCat64: That shit's got some big fucking eyes
[4:08:43]
premium CheesyDraws: dodongos
[4:08:43]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
[4:08:43]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Daxmug
[4:08:48]
vip Raxxmus:
daxMug
daxMug
[4:08:49]
moderator
founder bassclefff: from ds1
[4:08:50]
subscriber
premium skwerley: @GodliestCat64 Those aren't actually their eyes
[4:08:57]
premium CheesyDraws: stop staring at me with them big ol eyes
[4:08:57]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I love the design of them
[4:09:09]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Daxmug
greats8Daxmug
greats8Daxmug
greats8Daxmug
greats8Daxmug
greats8Daxmug
[4:09:14]
vip MagnetismMelodic: beautiful
[4:09:16]
vip Raxxmus: yeah the real eyes are on the snout
[4:09:16]
premium CheesyDraws: 👁️ 👁️
[4:09:18]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Their eyes are under those scrunguses
[4:09:23]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Oh maybe not on these ones
[4:09:30]
subscriber GodliestCat64: I don't like the mouth it's making
[4:09:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic: those guys have a dillsack
[4:09:32]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
The face rather
[4:09:32]
vip
premium Guardison:
oh no cheesy is gowron
[4:09:39]
vip Raxxmus: I see em
[4:09:39]
moderator
founder bassclefff: lmao
[4:09:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: nutte sac
[4:09:46]
vip
premium Guardison:
greats8Daxmug
[4:09:47]
premium CheesyDraws: 👁️ 👁️ 👄
[4:09:53]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
daxMug
[4:10:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: wiggly bois
[4:12:00]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: dont have the crafting stuff for the resist death / curse yet
[4:12:19]
subscriber
premium uforgot:
gondaL
[4:12:19]
moderator
founder bassclefff: I wonder where you can find the recipes
[4:12:49]
premium CheesyDraws: bonk
[4:12:53]
premium CheesyDraws: EATING SOAP
[4:12:56]
vip
premium Guardison: Nice closeup on those eyes
[4:12:59]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Soap
phloxD
[4:13:07]
premium CheesyDraws: my man was eating SOAP
[4:13:13]
moderator
founder bassclefff: the music here reminds me of zelds dungeon music
[4:13:27]
premium CheesyDraws: no mans land
monkaS
[4:14:24]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN hole...
[4:14:29]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
BERMAN
BERMAN
BERMAN
[4:14:36]
vip
premium Guardison: Oh god
[4:14:37]
premium CheesyDraws: this place looks like it stinks bad
[4:14:38]
subscriber GodliestCat64: What the fuck
[4:14:43]
vip Raxxmus:
BERMAN
oh worm?
[4:14:53]
vip moonshaped: bye
[4:15:00]
premium CheesyDraws:
monkaS ?
[4:15:04]
vip Raxxmus: damn dude
[4:15:04]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging:
monkaS
[4:15:07]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
WTFF
[4:15:21]
vip Raxxmus: barnacle got him
[4:15:29]
vip
premium Guardison: follow that wizard
[4:15:31]
vip
premium Guardison:
oh he's gone
[4:15:40]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging: Where is the kira kitchen rat emote
kitchenRat
Gubbled
[4:15:51]
premium CheesyDraws: E G G
[4:15:52]
vip
premium Guardison: 🥚 ?
[4:15:56]
vip moonshaped: okira
[4:16:00]
vip Raxxmus: okira
[4:16:06]
vip Raxxmus: thats a good movie
[4:16:06]
vip
premium Guardison: okira
[4:16:10]
subscriber GodliestCat64: okira
[4:16:11]
premium CheesyDraws: akira
[4:16:12]
vip MagnetismMelodic: okra
[4:16:20]
vip
premium Guardison: I love the part when kira slides on the motorcycle
[4:16:30]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging: That was a good message
[4:16:31]
vip moonshaped:
odoNo
[4:16:34]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
kiraSUS hey odo check this shit out
[4:16:38]
premium CheesyDraws: dragon
monkaS
[4:16:41]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
odoNo
[4:16:45]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
odoNo nerys it hurts when i turn into a motorcycle
[4:16:55]
vip moonshaped:
odoNo please narisse no more
[4:17:01]
vip Raxxmus:
odoNo
kiraSUS
[4:17:01] DarkFlame7755: TETSUODOOOO
kiraSUS
[4:17:05]
vip
premium Guardison: Odo is Tetsuo
[4:17:06]
vip
premium Guardison: FUCK
[4:17:23]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[4:17:24]
vip moonshaped: whoa cool
[4:17:24]
premium CheesyDraws: thats a big dood
[4:17:28]
vip
premium Guardison:
picardEgg
[4:17:29]
vip MagnetismMelodic: big fellow
[4:17:29]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Is he okay
[4:17:33]
vip
premium Guardison: It's him
[4:17:34]
premium CheesyDraws: why is he so big!!!!
[4:17:36]
vip
premium Guardison: the big fellow
[4:17:38]
vip MagnetismMelodic: he drinks his milk
[4:17:38]
vip moonshaped: yeah hes fine
[4:17:52]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Finally the big felllow we've been told about
[4:17:58]
vip
premium Guardison:
sweatFrog
[4:18:03]
vip
premium Guardison: It's Desert
[4:18:03]
vip MagnetismMelodic: desert 2
[4:18:07]
vip Raxxmus:
ONOTrip
ONOTrip
ONOTrip
[4:18:08]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: big fellows for you
[4:18:09]
vip moonshaped: whoooa neat dude
[4:18:15]
vip
premium Guardison:
pogonaShine
[4:18:24]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Should've just bought the big fellows instead of dealing with this
sweatFrog
[4:18:25]
vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity:
sweatFrog
[4:18:37]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Splashy boy is hard to hit
[4:18:43]
subscriber
premium skwerley: aim for his supple thigh meat
[4:18:45]
vip
premium Guardison: yeah slap his thigh
[4:18:45]
vip Raxxmus: for more elden ring tips try bigfellows.cum
[4:18:51]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Supple thigh meat
BERMAN
[4:18:53]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I have chosen a fire type starter for the first time in arkyoos
[4:18:57]
vip
premium Guardison: ringfellows.cum
[4:19:06]
vip moonshaped:
BERMpout
oh that kind of mummy
[4:19:12]
subscriber
premium skwerley: cumfellows.cum
[4:19:15]
vip MagnetismMelodic: mummy? sorry. mummy? sorry.
[4:19:19]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Mummy
BERMAN
[4:19:21]
vip MagnetismMelodic: cum.cum
[4:19:22]
vip Raxxmus: dude I'm a fellow
[4:19:37]
vip
premium Guardison: I can't believe Sphynx was playing as Brenden Frasier the whole time
[4:19:38]
vip moonshaped: chat doing great tonight keep it up
[4:19:49]
vip MagnetismMelodic: what else do you expect from us
[4:19:57]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Are you new here
[4:20:02]
vip
premium Guardison: Slapped
[4:20:02]
premium CheesyDraws: damn
[4:20:17]
vip moonshaped:
BERMpout tough mummy
[4:20:34]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Summon a fellow
[4:20:39]
vip
premium Guardison: what kind
[4:20:48]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
oh you know
BERMAN
[4:20:49]
vip moonshaped: dude I'm a big fellows
[4:21:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Big honkin fellows.cum
[4:21:19]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Chat did you know clowngirls are a thing and also they are my thing
[4:21:23]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I learned this recently
[4:21:28]
subscriber
premium skwerley: TikTok is poisoning my brain
[4:21:30]
vip
premium Guardison:
siskoBruh
[4:21:32]
vip moonshaped: yes and no
[4:21:36]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Bruh
[4:21:37]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: tinkle tinkle
[4:21:47]
vip
premium Guardison: skwerley likes Clussy confirmed
[4:21:50]
vip moonshaped: it would be really weird of any of us knew the second thing before you did
[4:22:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I guess so but I thought it was sort of implied
[4:22:06]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: oleg is getting his ass ripped already huh
[4:22:35]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Shin stab
[4:22:36]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
chewLes In survival
chewLes clussy is fair game
chewLes
[4:22:46]
vip MagnetismMelodic: when do you encounter clussy in the wild
[4:22:49]
vip
premium Guardison: why doesn't this thing have a fully rendered cock like the ogre in LotR
[4:22:50]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I never do
[4:22:54]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: tragic
[4:22:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: it's only on facebook and tiktok
[4:22:58]
vip MagnetismMelodic: clown girl honk heaven
[4:22:58]
subscriber
premium skwerley: such is my curse
[4:23:06]
subscriber
premium skwerley: See mag knows what's up
[4:23:18]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Are you in that group too
[4:23:20]
vip
premium Guardison: Clown girls gone wild, touch their flower to make them squirt
[4:23:22]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: you may never know the sweet embrace of the bigtop tent
[4:23:30]
subscriber
premium uforgot:
MorphinTime
FishMoley
MorphinTime
[4:23:47]
vip moonshaped:
DisgustDoc
[4:23:51]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
Clap
[4:23:53]
vip
premium Guardison:
Clap Desert Dead
[4:23:53]
vip Raxxmus: do you think clown girl boobs honk if you squeeze them
[4:23:54]
subscriber
premium Palantirii:
Clap
[4:23:54]
subscriber
premium skwerley:
Clap
Smoke
[4:23:57]
vip moonshaped:
Clap
[4:23:59]
vip
premium Guardison: O
[4:24:01]
subscriber GodliestCat64: O
[4:24:06]
vip Raxxmus: also nice job sphynx
[4:24:09]
subscriber
premium skwerley: @Raxxmus If she doesn't make the honk noise when you squeeze em she isn't a clown girl
[4:24:12]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: big red nose = egg?
[4:24:16]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: he seemed weak to cold
[4:24:25]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: or maybe it was just the piercing
[4:24:52]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Those statue-fied people have weird necks
[4:25:00]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Copy that
[4:25:38]
vip MagnetismMelodic: they extended 12 inches
[4:25:43]
vip
premium Guardison:
vineRizon
[4:25:45]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Erect necks
[4:26:02]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Is parying dagger good in this game
[4:26:12]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I suck at parries but I wanna RP as someone who doesn't
[4:27:41]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Sphynx is the .2% of players who leaves thoughtful messages
[4:28:42]
vip MagnetismMelodic: need more pickle
[4:28:49]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMpout wilted flower
[4:29:15]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Try jumping
[4:30:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: God damn this game is yuge
[4:30:24]
subscriber
premium doublehotdogging: I see so many tragic deaths of people gunning it straight toward an elevator only to find it wasn't there because they forgot to lower it
[4:30:51]
bits-charity Korokun: I nearly did that last night but I was also pretty tipsy
[4:31:04]
vip moonshaped: it's not a good videogame elevator if the players can't die stupidly on them
[4:31:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I do that with elevators in real life
[4:31:18]
bits-charity Korokun: Pretty sure I came within inches of death
[4:31:21]
vip moonshaped: i believe it
[4:31:26]
subscriber
premium skwerley: I've died to at least 9 elevators IRL
[4:31:43]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you respawn at the hospital like in gta
[4:31:48]
vip moonshaped: just jump before the elevator hits the ground
:)
[4:34:46]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: hm
idk if i can get to that other side from here or if there is like an elevator somewhere else
[4:35:17]
vip moonshaped:
:)
[4:35:24]
vip moonshaped: t wizard
[4:35:31]
vip
subscriber
premium LLugnuto779: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943318797459275877/948822547380711454/CAT_PAIN.mov
[4:36:14]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh boy a lug download
[4:36:19]
vip Raxxmus: lug posting sus download
[4:36:25]
vip Raxxmus: just put it in the cord
[4:36:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: what flavor virus do I get today
[4:37:31]
vip Raxxmus: that was not worth the download
[4:37:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Aw kitty
[4:38:03]
vip MagnetismMelodic: can confirm
[4:38:05]
vip MagnetismMelodic: not worth it
[4:38:06]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: guess its time to go back to touch some grass
[4:38:18]
vip moonshaped:
sweatFrog
[4:38:27]
vip moonshaped: wait does that mean smoke break
[4:38:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic: not the only grass you're touching
[4:38:33]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
Kesh
[4:38:40]
vip moonshaped:
Kesh
[4:38:42]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: no i mean go back to the surface
[4:38:43]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lmao
[4:38:45]
vip moonshaped: lol
[4:38:54]
vip moonshaped:
Kesh
Smoke
[4:39:04]
vip MagnetismMelodic: this is the reputation you've built sphynx
[4:39:45]
vip moonshaped:
D: it was trying to mourn its dead bird spouse
[4:40:01]
vip moonshaped: massacre at a bird funeral
D:
[4:40:17]
vip moonshaped: what the rune bear doin
[4:41:15]
vip MagnetismMelodic: it's a lot scarier when the enemy can also pulp the environment
[4:41:41]
vip Raxxmus: uh
oh
[4:42:19]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: lol wtf
[4:42:20]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ultraPulp
[4:42:23]
vip Raxxmus: wow
[4:44:28]
vip MagnetismMelodic: felonious bolus spotted
[4:44:54]
vip
bits-charity BlackHazelity: Hellooo
[4:45:09]
vip moonshaped: aww
[4:45:12]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
chewLes
[4:45:21]
vip moonshaped: good yak horse
[4:45:22]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes
[4:45:24]
vip
premium Guardison:
chewLes
[4:45:43]
vip
premium Guardison: CBT
[4:45:50]
vip moonshaped: that's a neat ball
[4:47:22]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
siskoGrin hey king, those are some neat balls
[4:47:52]
vip moonshaped: clap
[4:47:55]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Calp
[4:50:38]
subscriber whette_fahrtz:
dataPong
Smoke time for bed g'night chat
[4:51:06]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
phloxZ
[4:51:09]
vip Raxxmus: later man
[4:53:29]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
dataSleep
[4:55:40]
vip MagnetismMelodic: 5 hour andy
[4:56:19]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[4:57:18]
vip
premium Guardison:
TREKW
[4:57:23]
vip moonshaped: ok
[4:58:20]
vip moonshaped: be wary of pickleman
[4:58:34]
vip MagnetismMelodic: surely there will be no falling chandeliers
[4:58:41]
subscriber GodliestCat64: This music is nice
[4:58:45]
vip moonshaped: eww
[4:58:55]
vip moonshaped: what an awful enemy
[4:59:06]
vip moonshaped: its all fingers
[4:59:12]
vip MagnetismMelodic: fingal enemy
[4:59:44]
vip
premium Guardison: fingall
[4:59:49]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Behold! Hidden Pickle
[4:59:54]
vip moonshaped: has there been a single correct hidden path hint yet?
[4:59:57] DarkFlame7755: dayru's fingal
[4:59:59]
vip Raxxmus: pickled fingles
[5:00:02]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN 🥒
[5:00:11]
vip
premium Guardison: Seek God
[5:00:22]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx:
dataBruh
[5:00:22]
vip
premium Guardison: Oh
[5:00:24]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Oh okay
[5:00:25]
vip
premium Guardison: Okay
[5:00:26]
vip MagnetismMelodic: welp
[5:02:35]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[5:02:56]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: wtf mang
[5:03:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: guess i probably shouldnt be here yet
[5:03:09]
vip
premium Guardison: Magic Missile
[5:03:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic: 10 intelligence andy
[5:05:10]
vip Raxxmus: he is powerles against the big hat
[5:05:12]
vip
premium Guardison: Yeah beat this nerd up
[5:05:19]
vip
premium Guardison: this is what he gets for reading
[5:05:31]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
greats8Bruh
[5:05:50]
subscriber GodliestCat64: That's a lotta shit
[5:07:59]
vip
premium Guardison: send in oleg
[5:09:00]
vip
premium Guardison:
sweatFrog
[5:09:43]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
tendiAAH
[5:11:14]
vip MagnetismMelodic: turn on gyro aiming
:)
[5:12:00]
vip
premium Guardison: I'm using tilt controls
:)
[5:12:18]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: ok i dont think that will work from here lmao
[5:12:28]
vip MagnetismMelodic: it's a good thing you don't snipe in any other games
[5:12:41]
vip
subscriber
premium LLugnuto779: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943318797459275877/948831787457577080/750553C0-5EB2-4632-AEB8-077921606BC4.jpg
[5:12:42]
vip
premium Guardison: Battlefield Primal
[5:12:55]
vip
premium Guardison: thank you lug
[5:13:21]
vip MagnetismMelodic: imagine if they did that and they call it
The First Battlefield
[5:13:30]
vip
premium Guardison: RAT
[5:13:31]
vip MagnetismMelodic: and you play as caveman in first person
[5:13:36]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
monkaS
[5:14:27]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yeah that aint gonna work
[5:15:42]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh that silly spell is back
[5:15:45]
vip moonshaped: lol later rat
[5:16:09]
vip
premium Guardison: Rat stalking you
[5:16:10]
vip
premium Guardison: he's coming
[5:16:21]
vip
premium Guardison: he is inevitable
[5:16:36]
bits-charity Korokun: Still remember some early videos of Dark Souls with people trapping a guy and everyone spamming that Rejection spell
[5:19:08]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
siskoPulp
[5:19:55]
vip
premium Guardison: Yeah kill em all
[5:20:04]
vip
premium Guardison: ...again
greats8Bruh
[5:22:11]
vip Raxxmus: goodbye you fucking nerd
[5:22:11]
vip moonshaped: wonderful
[5:22:20]
vip
premium Guardison: Static Rat
[5:22:28]
vip
premium Guardison:
D:
[5:22:36]
vip MagnetismMelodic: take out the whole chandelier
[5:22:38]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
monkaS
[5:22:40]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
sweatFrog
[5:22:44]
vip moonshaped:
sweatFrog
[5:22:52]
vip
premium Guardison:
monkaS
[5:22:53]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: dropped my controller
[5:23:02]
vip MagnetismMelodic: clumsy streamer
[5:23:36]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: im wondering if i missed a lever to make those stairs come down, or if they are activated from somewhere else
[5:23:51]
premium SlackerSavant: they're used much much later
[5:24:01]
vip MagnetismMelodic: maybe when you get to the top you lower it and it's your shortcut down
[5:24:19]
vip MagnetismMelodic: books injured
[5:25:37]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: guessing i probably gotta put a thing on the pedastalr
[5:26:49]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
realGeordi piss check
realGeordi
[5:27:51]
vip MagnetismMelodic: dyew
[5:27:54]
subscriber
premium plorf: quat farm stream
[5:27:57]
subscriber
premium plorf:
dataBruh
[5:28:09]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I'm one good bet away from a gamester
[5:28:18]
vip moonshaped: good tort
[5:28:48]
vip
premium VirtuaLiteXP: 🐢
[5:29:02]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
greats8Phlox
[5:29:02]
vip Raxxmus:
phloxS
[5:29:03] DarkFlame7755: bath that fixes murder
[5:29:10]
vip MagnetismMelodic: it works in real life too
[5:29:37]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I hear some ladies sell their celestial dew for 30 dollars a bottle and you can bathe in that too
[5:29:45]
vip
premium Guardison:
Clap Sins gone
[5:30:10]
vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip no more sins
[5:30:12]
vip MagnetismMelodic: sellen what haha
[5:30:18]
vip Raxxmus: I just noticed shes not wearing shoes
[5:30:21]
vip Raxxmus:
BERMAN
[5:30:24]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN
[5:30:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic: I was focused on her head helmet
[5:30:32]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
BERMAN
[5:30:40]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN Yeah look down
[5:31:01]
vip MagnetismMelodic: mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
[5:31:58]
vip moonshaped: wow calling the green guy a tadpole
[5:32:57]
vip Raxxmus:
Thonk
[5:33:04]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN Degenerates
[5:33:07]
vip moonshaped:
BERMAN
[5:33:11]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
oh you pulped her earlier
[5:33:15]
vip moonshaped: what's happening here
BERMAN
[5:33:17]
vip MagnetismMelodic: ow
[5:33:20]
vip
premium Guardison:
TREKW
[5:33:32]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
kirkBASS
[5:33:34]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN Crystal Bondage then
[5:33:35]
subscriber
premium Palantirii: degenerates
greats8Rly
[5:33:36]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: hmm
[5:33:37]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
kirkBASS
[5:33:52]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
vineNut
[5:33:57]
vip MagnetismMelodic: is she ok
[5:33:58]
vip moonshaped: frothing
BERMAN
[5:34:08]
vip
premium Guardison: yeah she's fine just a little tied up
[5:34:14]
bits-charity Korokun: https://twitter.com/deadpananne/status/1499104629531029506
[5:34:15]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you need to get the vibrator controller item and turn it off
[5:34:17]
bits-charity Korokun: Someone mentioned feet?
[5:34:22]
vip
premium Guardison: Rax did
[5:34:26]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN
[5:34:37]
vip Raxxmus: pretty sure it was mag who brought it up
[5:34:42]
vip Raxxmus: what a sicko
[5:34:50]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: ok i gotta come back here way later i guess
[5:35:03]
vip moonshaped: is she gonna be ok in the meantime
[5:35:04]
subscriber
premium skwerley: comeback.cum
[5:35:04]
vip MagnetismMelodic: we all know it was dark who mentioned the feet first
[5:35:06]
vip
premium Guardison: It's true mag loves feet
[5:35:16]
bits-charity Korokun: Yeah this is the one I looked up somewhat because I didn't know what her deal was
[5:35:24]
bits-charity Korokun: And poking her on my alt just made her aggro and respawn
[5:35:31]
subscriber
premium skwerley: "Her deal" is clearly a kink
[5:35:32]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: its weird that she is like in both places at once
[5:35:47]
bits-charity Korokun: Just Souls Things™
[5:36:06]
vip MagnetismMelodic: you have to bring both copies together and then they fuse into a bigger version
[5:36:16]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Biiig witch mommy
[5:36:18]
bits-charity Korokun: Can't remember exactly how you progress her story but probably won't bother looking it up again
[5:36:51]
vip
premium Guardison: koro HATES feet lady
[5:37:07]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Koro don't kinkshame
[5:37:08]
vip MagnetismMelodic: my allegiance lies with grape wife
[5:37:30]
vip
premium Guardison: does she smash grapes with her feet
[5:37:31]
vip Raxxmus: I like death wife
[5:37:42]
subscriber
premium skwerley: She makes eye wine
[5:37:53]
vip
premium Guardison: weyen
[5:37:57]
vip MagnetismMelodic: o
[5:38:03]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Lol later
[5:38:05]
vip
premium Guardison:
greats8Ono Staff
[5:38:37]
vip
premium Guardison: Summon +5 Oleg
[5:38:40]
subscriber
premium skwerley: speeen
[5:38:50]
vip MagnetismMelodic: this game should've made that bloodborne edit of the guy's helmet slamming against the ladder rungs real
[5:39:10]
bits-charity Korokun: I thought that was real
:(
[5:39:27]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Those pumpkin head dudes slam their head down a bunch is that close enough
[5:39:38]
vip MagnetismMelodic: no
:)
[5:39:45]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
Roiker that's not good enough
[5:40:20]
vip
premium Guardison:
BERMAN and your complimentary mickey d's
[5:40:40]
bits-charity Korokun: Oh right I missed if anyone answered earlier, is the group pass pizzagoo?
[5:41:09] DarkFlame7755: I think that was vinny's yeah
[5:41:16] DarkFlame7755: sphynx is using his and "SPHYNX" both I think
[5:41:31]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Was Pizzagoo a bionicle
[5:41:52]
vip Raxxmus: pretty sure thats some kind of demon
[5:41:59]
subscriber
premium skwerley: salami demon
[5:42:01]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: hmm i wonder where i should go
[5:42:07]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: i might take a little break to eat
[5:42:16]
vip MagnetismMelodic: is it tepo time
[5:42:24]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: maybe some great chefs
[5:42:26]
vip Raxxmus:
chewLes
[5:42:26]
vip
premium Guardison:
spynX
Smoke
[5:42:31]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: and then if im not super tired i can keep playing this
[5:42:33]
vip
premium Guardison: Sprig time
[5:42:35]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
chewLes
greatSprig
[5:42:40]
vip
premium Guardison:
chewLes
greatSprig
[5:42:42]
vip
subscriber yourdaffypal:
chewLes
greatSprig
[5:42:50]
vip Raxxmus:
chewLes
greatSprig
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vip moonshaped:
ONOTrip a show
[5:43:02]
vip MagnetismMelodic: melvin ring is fun to watch
[5:43:25]
vip moonshaped: i was gonna lay down
[5:46:10] hexagonalsun: obamna
[5:46:21]
vip MagnetismMelodic: bobunga
[5:47:04] hexagonalsun: What's better? This or dark souls 3
[5:47:11]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: this, easy
[5:47:31]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: but i think for a linear game both sekiro and bloodborne are kinda better in some ways. this has so much shit in it though its hard to compare
[5:47:33]
vip moonshaped: does DS3 have a tortoise pope
[5:47:45] hexagonalsun: @moonshaped that is true
[5:48:21] hexagonalsun: I don't know why it doesn't have the best reviews on steam
[5:48:35]
bits-charity Korokun: Most likely the performance problems
[5:48:40]
vip MagnetismMelodic: reckon it was the performance yeah
[5:48:48]
bits-charity Korokun: I personally prefer the linear games more but Elden Ring is still good
[5:48:58] hexagonalsun: gpus aren't cheap
:(
[5:49:06]
vip MagnetismMelodic: simply be rich
[5:49:11]
bits-charity Korokun: GPU doesn't even matter
[5:49:17] hexagonalsun: ahh i forgor
[5:49:18]
bits-charity Korokun: Sphynx has a 3080 or something and still had problems
[5:49:27]
vip MagnetismMelodic: that's cause he's a fake gamer
[5:49:37]
vip moonshaped:
D:
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subscriber
premium skwerley: he has a 3080'nt
[5:49:52]
vip MagnetismMelodic:
PEPPERONI
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broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: at least ive been able to mostly fix it now
[5:49:54]
vip Raxxmus:
kitchenRat HOLD PLS
[5:49:55]
subscriber
premium skwerley: Doesn't this weird hug debuff you
[5:49:59]
vip moonshaped: which wife is this
[5:50:01]
vip moonshaped: hugwife?
[5:50:03]
vip Raxxmus: death wife
[5:50:07]
vip moonshaped: ah
[5:50:08]
vip
premium VirtuaLiteXP:
BERMAN
[5:50:09]
vip moonshaped: i like hugwife
[5:50:11] hexagonalsun: MAIDEN?!
[5:50:23]
bits-charity Korokun: Poking her with your helmet nipple
[5:50:28]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
BERMAN
[5:50:36]
vip moonshaped: let me hug your glass lampshade head dear
[5:50:45]
subscriber GodliestCat64: Finally maidens
[5:51:09]
vip moonshaped: grapebitch doesn't hug
[5:51:30]
vip MagnetismMelodic: she eats grapes though
[5:51:35]
subscriber GodliestCat64:
odoNo
Smoke